2006-07-25 05:31:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
a litttle girl is lost in asda, she goes to a security gaurd explaining,
he said whats your mummy like?
she said "big c*cks and vodka" lol
2006-07-25 05:40:42 · update #1
what do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs?
BOB
2006-07-25 05:51:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
A Blonde and a Brunette get in an Elevator. A cute guy gets on at the same time, but he had bad dandruff. When he leaves the Brunette says "he's cute, someone should give him head and shoulders though" the blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?"
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
2006-07-25 05:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Wanderer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then Pres Bill Clinton went to the Philippines to visit the local farmers. Accompanied by some Govt Officials of the Philippines, Clinton have had a forum with the local farmers. Before the forum ended, Clinton asked:
CLINTON: Who among you have experienced to have sex with a ghost?
FARMER1: (With his hand raised up high) I, Sir!
FARMER2: (With both hands raised up high) I, likewise, do most oftentimes, Sir!!!
CLINTON: (Astonished) REALLY? How does it feel having sex with a Ghost? My goodness that ought to be so extraordinary, men!???
FARMERS 1 & 2: (Prompted and dumbfounded) A . . . err . . . d-d-did you say GHOST, Sir?
CLINTON: Precisely, great men!!!
FARMERS 1 & 2: Ohh S - - T. I thought you were saying GOATS.
2006-07-25 05:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by Bully Charmer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
it ran out of juice
how do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
feet mark in the butter
there all real lame jokes i think
2006-07-25 05:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes 99 f*ck. A centipede whose wooden leg has fallen off.
2006-07-25 05:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...this aborigine walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says..."wow, that is really wild and exotic...where'd ya get it from?" And the parrot says "Awwwk...Australia!!"
2006-07-25 05:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q - What did Spock find in the Starship Enterprise bathroom?
A - The Captain's log!!
nyuck nyuck. my mom's a trekkie and she liked that one b/c she has major toilet humor.
2006-07-25 05:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by heterophobicgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One die said to the other, "do you think they'll spot me if I join you or is this more philosophical crap"
2006-07-25 05:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Paul Dalby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it take 3 women with PMT to change a light bulb.
IT JUST DOES ALRIGHT !!!!!!!
2006-07-25 05:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by dopeysaurus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.rudejokes.com or put Rude/clean jokes in your search box you will find dozens
2006-07-25 05:38:46 · answer #10 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i know lots of crap jokes.
why ant no wear elephants clothes?
because it is big for it.
2006-07-25 05:37:42 · answer #11 · answered by RaZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋