Does anyone have answers to these Questions???

Question

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Try to answer them funny answers are ok

Answer 1

the battery thing we're hoping to get just a little more juice outta the batteries before we have to get off our butts to replace them.
banks are money grubbing capitalists who do anything for a dollar
the paint thing probably would be because they want to get paint on them then blame someone else for letting them get paint on them.
there are still apes because we'd need to know where we came from
i think a little man comes in and puts them in there during the middle of the night. kind of like a little leprechaun and in the morning when you find a few you feel more enriched while you're grabbing the chair and cursing that you've got to take the light down

Answer 2

We press harder on the remote in (false) belief tht the remote will somehow be able to use less power if we use more powr while pushing the button in.

Banks want our $$that's why, just 2day I had that fee imposed TWICE & if they had processed the 2 things in the opposite order than they did it would have been only once. Henceforth proving that banks just do that to get more of our $$-it's how they make $$ off of our $$$ & they suck,but what can we do?

Someone CAN"T just go out & check the # of stars in the sky, but they CAN walk over to the wall(or whatever) & tough it to see if the paint is really wet or not.

Maybe because we didn't-or maybe because those were the "smart" apes & the ones that evolved were the "dumb" ones...IDK this one.

Those bugs are carried there by other bugs as a funeral rite. Or maybe they just fly up there, get zapped by "the light" & die there & remain.

Thanks for asking, I was amused by your questions.

Answer 3

The harder you press the more it works, it's like when you are at a crosswalk, if you push the button over and over and over the light changes faster doesn't it?

Banks like your money and knowing that you don't have any means that when you do they get to have more of it. Also they want to make you feel dumb for not knowing you didn't have any money at the time.

People like to get paint on their hands, they also like leaving finger prints in the paint so that they will be a part of the wall forever. When someone tells me that there are a billion stars, I tell them to prove it, and count them for me.

Because those other apes refused to evolve, we keep asking them and they say that they like it just the way they are.

Spntanious generation, that is how those bugs get there, god put them there for some reason but they didn't exist before that happened. Or they live in the walls, or your fixture isn't as enclosed as you would like to belive it is.

Answer 4

Bc we don't know the battery is dying - could be a sticky button, old remote or loose wire.

They like to kick you when you're down. I have had negative money before. Close your account and tell them they can keep it.

Can't prove how many stars there are but i can prove the paint is wet pretty easily

We didn't evolve from apes. We evolved and all the many types of apes evolved down seperate lines. We share a common ancestor which was a primate which is what we all are.

There is obviously an opening somewhere, maybe on the other side from inside your ceiling.

Answer 5

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak? for a better contact. sends more electricity to the beam...

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough? because all the banks do it and it sucks. they know we are broke but wanna make money for themselves. its like not having enough money for excise tax bill but they charge you interest. its all wrong

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? because it looks dry, why is it still tacky? damn that tricky paint.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? because genetically they were left behind just like some humans are more evolved then others. There are 3 different kinds of humans on the Earth, meaning that they perceive reality in three different ways:

42 and 2
44 and 2
46 and 2

the numbers refer to chromosome composition, double helix, DNA.

42 and 2 comprise a unity consciousness that does not see anything outside themselves as being separate from themselves. to them, there is only one energy - one life, one beingness that moves everywhere. Anything happening anywhere is within them, as well. they are like cells in the body. they are all connected to a single consciousness that moves through all of them. tribes in Africa are like this.

44 and 2: this is us. a dis harmonic level of consciousness. how else can you explain George Bush? its a stepping stone from the current level to the next level...

46 and 2: the next level of human consciousness. all it takes is 2 extra chromosomes.

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? their is enough space for its small larvae to get in and it lives out its life cycle and dies

Answer 6

because we are too dam lazy to get up an change the batteries( i mean we don't even want to get up to change the TV)

because -$10.00 looks a lot better on your statement balance than $0.00

because if they could check all the stars they would

because when all the humans die we definitely would need the apes again ( imagine us evolving from dinosaurs then we would be like EDNA fat and stupid)

i think in every light fixture there is always a space that bugs can fit tru

Answer 7

1. I don't
2. The fee is to cover their additional handling costs for processing a bounced check.
3. Because paint can look wet but actually be dry
4. You have the theory wrong. It states that we evolved from a common ancestor.
5. They obviously have some small crevice into which the insects can enter.

Answer 8

1) weak batteries - weak SIGNAL
2) bank charge fees on anything they can think of to get more money from you at whatever the cost (and hate it when you try to use 'their' money) and they can GET changed if it evolves another bank (its a continual feed - they get money other banks get money too).
3) people realize they have to believe some of the UESLESS facts while checking wet paint is PRACTICAL (not useless especailly if you want to sit down)
4) same reason there are still SINGLE CELL organsims (which is what we all came from - everything that is living that is)
5) um cuz they were NOT dead when they went in there, dur!

Answer 9

1. Because people are goofy.
2. Because banks know that eventually the funds WILL be there, usually.
3. Because people are goofy.
4. Because apes followed more than one evolutionary path, assuming you believe in macro-evolution.
5. Magic.

Answer 10

1. Because it's easier than getting new batteries.
2. Because Banks are cheap.
3. Because people like to touch things, and you can't touch the stars.
4. They are tricky.