Knock Knock, I say I say I say, or 1 Irish 1 Scottish 1 English?

Question

which make the funniest jokes........examples below please

I think only the British will get this.....sorry USA

You make no....I just wet myself...u know your in the lead

Answer 1

1 Irish, 1 Scottish, 1 English.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They were stood in front of a firing line. The Englishman was asked if he had any last words to say. The Englishman shouted "AVALANCE!!" and in all the panic, he escaped. Next they asked the Scotsman the same question. He shouted "FLOOD!!!" and escaped. Finally the Irishman was asked if he had any last words. Following the lead of the Englishman and the Scotsman he yelled "FIRE!!!!!".......

Answer 2

Knock, knock because it's out of the way and done with the quickest. The English, Scottish, Irish jokes are tedious and take too long.

Knock knock
Who's there?
With
With who?
Nobody just me.

Answer 3

An Englisman, Scottishman & Irishman peering over a cliff A sign next to them reads: 'magical cliff. take run up and as you jump off shout for what you want. You will land in it'

The Englishman takes a run up and then as he jumps he shouts 'money!!!' He then lands in his own huge vat of money!!

The Scotsman takes a run up and then as he jumps he shouts 'women!!!' He then lands on extremely soft ground surrounding by female nympho beauties!!

The Irishman takes a run up but as he is about to clear the cliff he trips badly on a some roots. In agony, he shouts 'sh*t!!!!'...

Answer 4

a scotsman an englishman and an irishman walked into a bar. and the barman said what is this some kind of joke?

Answer 5

I'm an American. I get your question, but I have no joke. I guess I'm not funny that way. I'm more quirky. : )

Answer 6

You're right..American here. This makes NO sense at all.

Answer 7

i and i say i say i say i say..

sounds short and fun enought to me :)

perhaps coz i and i love reggae

Answer 8

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