The father would still be Mike Brady, he'd just have all the qualities and characteristics of George W. Bush.
George Bush would have been great in the intro - looking at his kids with that fatherly look.
2006-07-25 03:30:51 · 17 answers · asked by pezdispenserwisdom 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
why do you hate the Brady Kids so much?
2006-07-25 03:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Here's a story...
Of A Prez named Brady
Who had a really freaky family...
They were 4 men, living on a Ranch, in Crawford Texas, but they were all alone...
'Til one day when Prez met this ho... w/ 3 girls of her own (and 3 different dad's) .....ok you get the point. But here is the results.
Greg would be a hunter, until he goes hunting with his Dad and kills him, then becomes governor of FL
Peter would do infomercials and reality tv shows
Marcia would become secretary of state and a world class hooker
Carol would have an affair with Bill Clinton
Alice would end up with a cooking show like Emeril but would co-host with the guy from the butcher shop
Jan would kill herself
Bobby would end up a drug addict, because one of them has to.
Cindy would end up a porn star
2006-07-25 10:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by Escoffier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see now... in real life the actor that played Greg had sex with the actress that played his mother, the actor that played Mike Brady died of AIDS, The actor that played Bobby became a huge Cocaine addict, and the actress that played Jan stills wakes up in the sweats screaming "MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!"
Couldnt have been much worse with Dubya.
2006-07-25 10:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditching their "Body-Guards" to go to parties...Marsha would be useing her "Mirror", to climb out the window, in her bathroom, to pull the "slip" on her body-guard.... Greg, would be constantly trying to pull the slip, to go see Mom-Brady, (since, he did always have the Hots, for her,)......And my all time "Favorite" Christopher Plum", would be having Adrianna do "Sexual-teases" on his body guards, then they'd both, pull the slip, together, and laugh all the way, out of there... Chris & Adrianna, would, oh I would definately feel sorry for all of them, thats for sure !!!!
2006-07-25 10:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drunk, money grubbing and power hungry, and willing to start a fight with anybody to get anything they want.
2006-07-25 10:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mark G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theyd be coke heads. But at least theyd be rich.
2006-07-25 10:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by SoREAL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha Oh very good!..Well, they'd all either be phoney televangelists in the Taliban!.....or in hiding!..
2006-07-25 10:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by paranthropus2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably would have turned out better.
2006-07-25 10:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by matt j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would all be drunk, hypocritical, oil eating, mentally defective little outcasts!
2006-07-25 10:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should look to the Bush twins....
2006-07-25 10:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋