Hypothetically speaking, if President Bush was your pet goldfish, would you flush him or keep him?

Question

I'd keep him, but I'd rename him to, "Mr. Sparkles."

Answer 1

I'd keep him, and if I felt nice, I'd put three other fish dressed as terrorists in his biiig aquarium and lots of places to hide and I'd give him a tiny harpoon and then he could hunt for the bad fish until the end of his life... ;-)

Answer 2

I'm with "rttnblly" Lets keep him in a goldfish bowl.

And get a cat, set the bowl on the coffee table and never get onto the cat when it gets onto the table. Lets just let president goldfish swim around all nervous while the big kitty sits and stares and paws the water.

Remember the good ole days when all we had to worry about was who the prez was getting his BJs from and what type of cigar he was using, uhh, I mean smoking.

Answer 3

Not feed him, watch him slowly pine away, stab him with a knife (just for the fun of it) & flush him down the toilet & watch him.

Or flush him alive. Depends on my mood. :) You know you would too! You know how much money is being spent in Iraq? You know how much money we could of used to make schools better (especially my ghetto middle school)? That's why I'm voting that Democrat in! Donkeys are good (in the bible)! :) Go Democrat & you'll never go back! :)

Answer 4

hypothetically speaking i would keep him, being that he's a goldfish he couldnt do any harm to me or the country. he would be in a better place :)

Answer 5

keeping him in a goldfish bowl is an awesome idea

Answer 6

I would feed him to my neighbor's cat. I don't like the cat, and eating President Bush would probably give it indigestion.

Answer 7

Keep him if he was healthy, flush him when age and disease swept in.

Answer 8

He'd be too small to put on the grill.

Answer 9

I'd keep him

Answer 10

flush him he deserves it!