A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2006-07-25 03:21:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
lmao! 10! I am so gonna tell my friends that one!
2006-07-25 03:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by pippiedooda 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
6
2006-07-25 10:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-07-25 10:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by muffin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-07-25 10:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by crackluver007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. I'll give it an 8. Unlike the others who answered, I've never heard this one before. I like your other one better about the two men that died.
2006-07-25 10:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but I heard this back in the 1960s.
7
2006-07-25 10:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2.
2006-07-25 10:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by samerosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b-4. But still a classic! solid 8
2006-07-25 10:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by rummy714 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That funny.I kinda knew the father was the pharmacist
2006-07-25 10:52:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before but still laughed at it. Great one.
Easily gets 9 (Even though I heard it already)
2006-07-25 10:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by varunnagwekar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9.
2006-07-25 10:26:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋