Have you seen that jockey who headbutted his horse? What animal could YOU give a kicking to?

Question

First to impress me gets the points. No whales or elephants. Anyone finds any footage of the jockey give me a tinkle.

Next person to say 'me', 'you' or 'the human animal' is gonna regret it....come on people, it's a JOKE. Although I reckon I could take a gorilla.

Answer 1

I dont want to impress you or get points.I could give YOU a headbutt, although your hairdo looks like youve had one already.If you think kicking an animal is funny then you may get kicked yourself...i.e.karma watch out.

Answer 2

saw it on the news - he was wrong in the timing of doing it and further took it out on the horse during the race...he's facing penalties.

As to give a kicking to...NONE. Hitting or a swat just "because" without reason teaches nothing. A horse who's acting up and gets a swat along with "NO" gathers he's done something wrong. A puppy chewing on something inappropriate who is tapped and told NO figures out it wasn't right - especially when then given something appropriate to chew on and praised. But getting after an animal because of revenge as seemed the case in this clip - no excuses. If it were my horse he wouldn't sit on it again. Now when it acted up before that - yes by all means get after it...but once unseated and the horse is standing quiet no. The horse learned nothing good from that.

Answer 3

My ex-b/f has this really disgusting cat; It was HUGE because all it does is eat eat eat. It has a foot fetish & kept trying to lick my toes ( he lets it lick his toes - eewwww ) The cat looks like Garfield. It was jealous of me & would try to bite me every time I went over there - especially if I was rubbing Mikes' back or touching him - that got old in a hurry; I hated having to run to the bathroom to clean out the bites. Yes, it bit hard enough to break my skin. Anyway, the litter box stank to high heaven cos he only cleaned it out once a week & the cat would use the bathroom all over the house. Needless to say, I used to come up with lots of places to go so we didn't have to stay there & smell that. But it would give me great pleasure now to go for a field goal with old Ant. Yep, I could kick his fat kitty azz from here to california & not feel the least bit ashamed of myself. I'm STILL getting cat hair off of my jeans & sweaters - ugh! I hate that cat!!

Answer 4

Headbutting a horse might be one of the dumbest things you could do, their heads are solid bone and weigh a LOT.
I got headbutted accidentally by a horse once -he broke my nose and busted my forehead open and I was concussed- he wasn't hurt at all, just scared because his halter was covered in my blood-
horse head versus person head is NO contest!

Answer 5

What animal could I give a kicking to? Probably the human one would be the most deserving.

Answer 6

I am not concerned about an animal. The jockey should be banned for life.

Answer 7

my brothers cat- she is annoying and she pees on everything and she will not shut up when she goes into heat. i absolutely hate her. and that jockey needs to be banned for life. I heard that he was already under suspension due to over use of the whip during the race. They just need to ban him and be done with it.

Answer 8

I've been thinking about punching a goat for some time now. Just one swift, hard punch in it's face. I don't like their eyes, I don't like the way they look at me. I'd like to see the look on a goat's face after a good hard punch, I really would.

Answer 9

Probably a hyena. After watching Big Cat Week last week i realised what a annoying bunch of bastards they are. Always laughin an **** id ******* kick the crap out of the little bastards.

Answer 10

I think I could take on a Chihuahua. It would be hard at first, but eventually I think I could wear him down.