2006-07-25 01:15:36 · 10 answers · asked by jamesgordon22 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You can start by learning how to spell "United".
2006-07-25 01:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jerri D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, spend 2-3 years in a High max Prison and learn how to lie, cheat, and steal like the pros do
2006-07-25 08:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by sealss3006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say to learn the fine arts of sycophancy, flattery, servility and corruption. How to morally preen while taking bribes from murderous tyrants. How to claim to support peace and harmony while encouraging terrorist attacks on Jews.
And bring your kneepads.
2006-07-25 08:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you stick your nose where it doesnt belong?
Do you believe gossip?
Do you believe in a tap on the wrist for someone who just murdered a family?
Then there is a job for you at the UN................
2006-07-25 08:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by lost&confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the un web site it is really hard to work for them. i worked for them through the govenment of the uk. however, there is only the maritime un here most of it is in new york.
good luck.
2006-07-25 08:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First have your backbone surgically removed.
Then follow Leogirl's advice.
2006-07-25 08:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by kelly24592 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well know what job you want to apply for and know what jobs are available...
go to this website
https://jobs.un.org/Galaxy/Release3/vacancy/vacancy.aspx
2006-07-25 08:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by Goldblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its best to apprentice with you local mafia first so you can get accustomed to how they do business.
2006-07-25 08:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would love these tips mysely pls forward as many as you get to me thanks
2006-07-25 08:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by floxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, don't do it!!!!
2006-07-25 08:16:51 · answer #10 · answered by froggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋