My cat - a creature of ill deed and wicked intent - has recently started wearing frilly French knickers, six-inch stilettos and pink lipstick. Should I be worried about his transvestite pretensions?
2006-07-25 00:46:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
I suggest you have little to worry over. The entire issue can be cleared by allowing your kitty a night on the local fence, to soon be joined by others of his species (no I didn't say his "kind")
There he will swoon over a burly TOM, who, unlike your kitty, has little tolerance for such behavior, and will likely exhibit that feeling.
At some point, later that night, or by early morning, you should hear your kitty whining to be allowed in. Partly out of embarrassment, and in part from stress.
Be kind, don't scold,,,he has learned a valuable lesson. Do however be extremely gentle as you remove the stiletto heel from his posterior, from beneath what will surely be a pair of very soiled knickers.
Offer a bit of food, some ointment perhaps, a story, and allow him to nurse his wounds, his pride, and his confusion.
Rev. Steven
2006-07-25 00:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by DIY Doc 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not in the least. Cats are this way. Vile creatures really, one of Satan's pawns. They exist to irk and ire. And don't cross one. You will pay dearly.
Let him dance, let him drink, let him cross dress and womanize. His actions are only to cause you ill. Ignore all this. Soon, he will grow bored with it and either go back to lap sitting and scratching your furniture or he may take up playing a pan flute.
2006-07-25 00:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sit him down and have a quiet word, maybe explain that its ok in the privacy of his own room, but not where others can see him. Maybe help him look on the internet for sites where he can talk to others. My cat went through a stage of wearing my underwear, but he soon grew out of it!
2006-07-25 00:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by emma b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sure! all the time lol, it makes me leap up with fright and say sorry (cats call) after which I realize it extremely is purely between the cats rubber balls that i'm stepping on. it is so humorous whilst that occurs! lol
2016-12-14 13:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Worries- get a manager and call the TV company.
50% of anything you make belongs to me - for having given you this free advice.
2006-07-25 00:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ta'fxkz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tisk, tisk. It's obvious, isn't it? The simple way to correct this problem (or maybe get your eyes clawed out, who knows?) is to steal his copy of Rocky Horror Picture Show and burn it, scattering the ashes in the ocean.
2006-07-25 00:57:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry about it too much, could be a stage he's going through.
How about you get him some nice male outfits, something from the Victorian era, he could still have the frills, yet look masculine.
2006-07-25 00:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by eyes_of_iceblue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in the slightest! Every Cat needs a hobby!
2006-07-25 00:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Paul B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can he cope in this weather otherwise, he is bored of the constant sun bathing and looking to enjoy himself in other ways.
Have you taught him to shop on e-bay then???
my goldfish keeps telling me her waters too hot, so i leave her in the bath all day now im at work.don't worry i have a TV in there for her to watch to . I'm not cruel!!!
2006-07-25 00:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by cooking on gas!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your cat has just got a bit bored so trying to cheer himself up he is obviously doing this by copying you
2006-07-25 00:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by miss tigger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋