Please critique my idea for a movie?

Question

Here is my latest movie idea. Please tell me what you think:

Two black men kidnap a white woman. It turns out the two black men, played by Sam Jackson and Eminem, are Black Panthers and the white woman, Hallie Beery, is married to a member of the KKK, played by Rush Limbaugh. The Fbi agents, played by Jorge Clooney and Jodie Foster, are looking for them. The two black men and the white woman then find an alien named ET, and bond over the lovable green extraterrestrial. Then Jorge Clooney kisses Jodie.
Shots are fired. An asteroid is going to destroy the earth. Jennifer Lopez smashes it with her butt. The end.

Answer 1

Soemthing is missing in that story... Instead of the kiss, they should have sex in front of ET!

Answer 2

do we really have to answer this?

For one thing IT SUCKS.

Two you must not know these people very well.
Three, nice spelling, about the only one you spelled right was Jodie.
This reminds me of an idea i had in the 10th grade of a ultimate Nintendo game (great idea at the time)

Take a little of every nintendo game to date.. and combine them.. To beat it you might be Mario one min, and link the next, youy have to do a little of each charector (all the big ones) to beat the game.

I think my script for "A true Animal Reunion: Animal House 2" will get made long before that one will even be considered.

Answer 3

man its simply genius, i would defenetely positively 100% watch it

maybe twice

i'm corious is Jennifer Lopez smashes the asteroid by swinging her butt or like between the *** cheaks - like a nut craker ?

and Jorge Clooney kisses Jodie at what part of the body ?

Answer 4

I like the premise, you've got potential. However I would move things around a bit.. would still have Sam Jackson in the bad guy role, But at the very least Morgan Freeman is either the eminem role or he is what he is "The Voiceover" (Like: "it was a cloudy day when my friend Sam decided to kill the woman he had loved for so long")

Answer 5

to: almazing1331 who said Halle Berry is black. She's both black and white. One of her parents is black and the other is white.

I don't think the actual celebrities you mentioned are going to be intereted in being part of this film, but why don't you consider making it animated or use clay figures. This is the kind of show I would see feature in SNL or a late night talk show. They always show random, senseless comedy.

I like the ending with J.Lo but no screen will be wide enough to have her entire a** featured. You'd have to make a sequal to show the remaining of her a** on screen.

Answer 6

I am going to tell you up front that you did ask for this---i e your base question

I can't believe I actually wasted my time reading this trash butt attempt at some kind of half crazed idea that anyone would be in the slightest impressed with what you evedently call wit or humor

But even grander in scale to my amazement that I'm actually spending anytime at all answering this crap is the fact that you actually had to take time out of your life to write this------GET A FREAKING LIFE

Answer 7

The Rainmaker or Erin Brockovich. both were particularly about wondering tort reform interior the coverage marketplace and civil regulation. some sturdy '70's flicks with exciting concern concerns are Parallax View, all the President's men, community and Being There-1980.

Answer 8

Another lost soul trying to find a way out?
Let's say this one is still hopeful
Praying hard for some quick salvation
Easy as an answer from a perfect stranger?
Reasonable as it might be?

All right, now YOU KNOW the answer..

Answer 9

you said 2 black men, eminen is white, and a white woman, halle berry is black, I do like the idea of jlo smashing the asteriod with her butt though.
needs a little work, and your continuity is a little off but I do see potential.

Answer 10

sounds like youve got a hit on your hands.Just one suggestion try to fit jessica alba into a role somewhere in a bikini.