a) mother wakes me up
b) you have nothing else to do
c) old guys are bored, wives and pets etc are dead
d) because they want to prove their masculinity
2006-07-24 23:24:05
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answer #1
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answered by James 2
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I'm up early because I am one of your old farts.
You ask stupid questions because you got up too early and your brain is working properly yet.
You get raided by us old farts because we have been in the habit of waking up early for more than 30 years. And I have to use the computer before my son wakes up because he'll jump out of the bed and get on the computer when I leave the room.
Guy's crotches, ask the next guy who answers. I am female, so I have no idea.
2006-07-25 02:27:33
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answer #2
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answered by Dottie 6
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It's noon here and i like to stay up late prowling for questions to answer. No question is oh wait I take that back so far none of your questions are stupid. Its your photo that attracts the "old farts". Oh by the way what constitutes an old fart. I might be one. well most guys pull at there crotch because they are emotionally uncomfortable and this action distracts other persons from noting it . However their are the other ones who want to believe that pulling at their crotch is found to erotic to females. reaper gone..........
2006-07-24 23:42:02
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm awake right now because I have a very big group interview today at 11am which I am extremely nervous about so I had a hard time sleeping plus it's so hot and I always need about 4 hours before to get ready when I have big events like this.
2006-07-25 02:41:46
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answer #4
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answered by MedStudent 4
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OK, not early here, England and 11.23.
Maybe you ask stoopid questions because you need attention.
You get raided because you ask stoopid questions.
Guy's pull at their crotches because they are men and that's what they do!!
2006-07-24 23:24:27
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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well USA is not the center of the mighty universe so it could be that someone is in Europe where now isn't early at all...anyway in my case I'm in Mexico, and it's 5:28 am I've been talking to a very nice girl and i was just passing by...she is probably better than my mom...but you aren't, sorry but you think your country as the center of all, you are creepy as the mighty devil, and haven't a good motive for being awake! touché! lol...just don't get mad I'm just teasing...not very well by the way but I'm trying at least, and you must remember that it's a bit late...anyway...good morning I'm heading to the bed...
2006-07-24 23:35:07
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Why are you up so freakin early? Hehe, dawn is the best time of day...I pulled an all-nighter, now I have to go to work. Have a good day!!
2006-07-24 23:38:06
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answer #7
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answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7
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Well, I slept from 6:00pm. yesterday til, 5:00am. today, thats why I'm up. And those old farts have nothing better to do. As for why the guys grab themselfs,don't even care to know why!!!!!. I quess its a Macho thing.!
2006-07-24 23:30:21
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answer #8
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answered by sqishieears 4
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I'm NOT up early - I'm up LATE! (Doesn't EVERYONE stay up till 6 am or so if they CAN?!)
Maybe you ask "stoopid" (stupid?!) questions because you can't think of any intelligent ones! (May I suggest learning to SPELL correctly, for starters....)
Your last two questions are simply TOO "stoopid" to even attempt a response, so please try to improve your intellect before asking anymore idiotic, asinine nonsense like this!!!!!!
2006-07-24 23:38:02
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm about to get off from work.
I don't know.
Because you probably come on to them.
Because it gets all itchy sweaty down there sometimes and some guys have no problem pulling on their jank. Other times it's just for shock value.
2006-07-24 23:24:31
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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i dont sleep at nights i sleep at about 5 am is that late or early as u can see 5 am lol
old farts juss want to **** fresh young meat my opinion old farts suck
guy are juss horny if hes crotch grabbing his *** thats disgusting to see to be honest dont pay attention
2006-07-24 23:27:19
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answer #11
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answered by blahblah 1
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