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Anything from one word to a Scandanavian mouthful. Lay your worst, most insulting insult on me.

2006-07-24 23:02:05 · 21 answers · asked by corpuscollossus 3 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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your mother is a scandanavian mouthfull....she must have had the runs the day you were born..s-ithead....your so ugly you went for a face lift and when the doctor saw what was under there he put it back down.when you asked your dad about sex,you asked him why it made your a-shole hurt...your breath could knock a buzzard off a sh-twagon...your so fat you are on both sides of the family tree,your so fat you broke your leg and gravy came out.your moms so nasty she went to the beauty shop and said she wanted a hair cut and they told her to open her shirt..she went to the beauty shop and was there for six hours..and that was just for the estimate...and you look just like her you butt ugly f-ck.have a misasrable f-cking day......

2006-07-24 23:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Scandanavian mouthful?

2006-07-25 06:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I will insult you with a rap:

You a punk and so is yo Mom
selling out homies like Uncle Tom

You went to buy a crack rock in the hood
but ended up eating dog food

You tried to get a mail-order bride from Thailand
but instead you got a rubber band

You went to night school to get you GED
but instead you got a painful VD

You bought a used car, thought you was a pimp
Took your girl to Red Lobster, and they was out of shrimp

2006-07-25 06:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by angrysandwichguy2006 3 · 0 0

If you promise not to report me ok :D

You are a useless good for nothing sack of sh1t who has a peanut for a head, ears like dumbo the elephant, teeth you could strain vegetables through, a breath that smells like a skunks @ss and your nipples are bigger than your manhood with a hard on!

Hows that lol

Cheers

2006-07-25 06:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by >>>LADY<<< 4 · 0 0

So you want a little mental S & M...huh...sounds really kinky to me. Are you a little kinky? I'll give it my best shot (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)..
I would have to say that this question sucks, you suck, it's just too bad your mama didn't cause then we wouldn't have to put up with you.

There...are you feeling better??? Was it good for you??? I'm ready for a smoke.

2006-07-25 16:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've done that many times to u. im sure u remember me.
yeah!! i keep teasin u about ur dirty Nail Addiction!!
But this time i wont insult u!!

2006-07-25 09:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by czar 3 · 0 0

No I won't I treat others as I like to be treated, that is to say until you treat me inappropriately then I;ll refer you to my husband who is completely opposite in that regard :)

2006-07-25 06:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I won't insult you because you are" Don't hate me because I'm well informed " but rather because your so beautiful=)

2006-07-25 07:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0 0

Sorry but I can't do that. I truly believe that you should treat people the way you want to be treated~

2006-07-25 08:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by hikerchick 3 · 0 0

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

2006-07-25 06:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by jonnygaijin 5 · 0 0

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