2006-07-24 21:48:49 · 9 answers · asked by real k 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........
Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please
Advise !!!
Your Sweet Heart
2006-07-24 21:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by The Hitman 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I've got a couple:
1. What do you call poop in a toilet?
2. What do you call two white people and a chinese person?
3. What time is it when you need to see the dentist?
4. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. Black people in a pool
2. Cheese and crackers
3. Tooth-hurty
4. Who cares! They're black!
2006-07-25 04:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by tmdkshaft 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush Limbaugh got in an accident and drove into a river. There was a girl standing by the side of the road and saved him. He was eternally thankful, and told the girl that he would give her anything she wanted.
She asked for a cemetery plot in Arlington cemetery.
"You're so young. Why would you want that?" asked Limbaugh.
The girl responded: "When my Mom finds out who I saved, she's going to kill me!"
2006-07-25 04:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 jokes.......
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2006-07-25 04:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by grayxenon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wife went away on vacation. She comes back with a suitcase full of money.
"Where did you get all that money!" her husband asks angrily.
"i prostituted myself," she tells him.
"Bullshit!" he says. "No one would pay more then a dollar for you."
""I didn't ask for anymore then that," she answers.
2006-07-25 04:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by vampire_kitti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the gum cross the road?
2006-07-25 04:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by skypiercer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little bird in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.
2006-07-25 04:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by formanite_7206 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a bar and says ouch!!
2006-07-25 04:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girl is like Jesus. If I kiss her on one cheek, she will show her other cheek.
2006-07-25 04:52:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋