WHAT WOULD u DO IN THIS SITUATION?

Question

you're spending a night alone when suddenly a seminaked (but attractive) person (of the opposite sex) barges into your room, covered in tattoos and beads and starts yodelling and performing a trible dance in front of you
...what will you do?

10 points to the most creative or funny answer lol :)

Answer 1

Masturbate?

Answer 2

Hello,
Sorry but as soon as they burst into the room i would tie her up.Then do a body search for some of the Peyote they must have on their person.And when i found and ingested some myself.I would untie her and we would both start our own tribal dance into the kitchen to start with.And like an animal,i would sexually devour her on the island bakers table,until she yodelled for her momma.Then we would do our tribal dancing and yodeling into the laundry room.Where i would turn the washing machine on.And yodel together all the way through to the spin cycle.Then off to the bedroom for some more yodelling in the canyon.And as i can go all night i would then take her........>>>

Thank You

Answer 3

Heck, this stuff happens to me all the time. First, I grab a book from the night stand and start pounding out a beat to her dance, and get really pumped up. Sometimes the downstairs neighbor will come to the hall and yell to keep the racket down, and I've started keeping a carton of milk-duds next to the door to chuck at him til he goes away.
I can usually dance quite a while, and we work up a sweat. So we break and take 5 every so often to sit down to some rocky-road and cheetoes til we catch our breath.
Then theres this thing involving checkered pants, a top hat, and some wild animal, but I won't go into that.
Around sun-up, she gets up, pinches my a@@, and leaves 2 snickers bars on the pillow.
God , I love this neighborhood.

Answer 4

You have just described the premarital mating dance of the Wahkiki Tribe of the South Pacific Archipelagos!!!! I remember as if was only yesterday.... It was a warm tropical night back in the spring of '88, I was a young naive fellow not accustomed to the ways of the world, barely released from the secure confines of my mother & civilization although I was unaware that you had the choice of gender.

Answer 5

first off pull the anal beads out of his *** to get him to stop yodelling....all the while your singing you light up my life in C-sharp...secondly he's not really doing a tribal dance he smacked his Johnson on the doorknob into your room get him some ice to help with the pain and swelling once he's calm give him a tylenol and a glass of water and tell him to call you in the AM. Now that he's gone you can make good use of those anal beads you pulled out of his ***, but make sure you wash em off......

Answer 6

I'd go ahhhh and quickly hit play on my Biggie Smalls CD. Then I'd smile, bop my head and roll a spliff and enjoy this tribal chicks dance (she'd be black) or whatever it lead to.
Then when its over I'd contemplate suicide because nothing would ever be good enough for me once that tribal chick had left.

Answer 7

I would smack him across the face and tell him to shut up and then take the beads of him (eeeww) and whatever else he is wearing and um..ummm....ya...i wont say more......

(You said he was attractive and from the opposite sex!) lol

Answer 8

I'd get a box big enough, put her in, ship her on UPS or FedEx (which ever is cheaper), mail it to the ruler of Switzerland and put in a greeting card saying "Happy Birthday".

Answer 9

eat a hamburger, pinch myself, then sleep for three hours. immeadiatly following i would strip semi-naked, go get some tattoos and beads, and tribal dance back at them, baby!

(lol)

Answer 10

I would call my midget neighbor and tell him to bring over a camcorder and some k y jell.When it is over I would smoke a cigarette and return to knitting a sweater for my pet emu.

Answer 11

Slap