2006-07-24 19:23:48 · 19 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
dude, ejaculating webbing is WHACK
2006-07-24 19:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A spider spins a web pad upon which he discharges his seminal fluid. He then dips his pedipalps ("palpi"), the small, leg-like appendages on the front of his cephalothorax, into the seminal fluid, picking it up by capillary attraction.
With his palps thus charged he goes off in search of a female. Copulation occurs when the male inserts one or both palps into the female's genital opening, known as the epigyne. He transfers his seminal fluid into the female by expanding the sinuses in his palp.
Consequently, spiderman would do the same, that is, masturbate to get his sperm onto the web pad, scoop a handful or two and search for a female to insert one or both hands into the female's "genital opening"!
Whether Mary Jane or another female eats up spiderman after "copulation" is another question altogether!
Oh yeah, the webbing... maybe spidey can web it shut to prevent others from inseminating her?
2006-07-25 03:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha no he shoots the webbing from his hands
if he behaves exactly like a spider the movie would have been dumped before it even went to theaters
2006-07-25 02:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by x_cybernet_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ejaculate stupidity?
Really...
Might as well ask if the Thing has a rocky phallus.
2006-07-25 06:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Larry K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and Doc Oc has five tentacles.
2006-07-25 03:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe this should answer your question.
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/25.html
2006-07-25 02:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bad-Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow than he would really be a super hero
2006-07-25 02:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by lil mami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - when he COMES to the rescue.
2006-07-25 02:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he does, wow! Now that is a Super-Hero... *wink, wink*
2006-07-25 03:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No ..........thousands of spider eggs
2006-07-25 02:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by bdever59 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋