YANKEE INSULT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me you best yankee insult
2006-07-24 18:03:38 · 10 answers · asked by TX-ftball 2 in Sports ➔ Baseball
when it comes to the playoffs the yankees are like sex. there in, there out, its over.
2006-07-24 18:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by itlnstln6 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Top Ten Secrets to the Boston Red Sox Comeback, as read by Curt Schilling on the Late Show with David Letterman, on October 21, 2004:
10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic.
9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.
8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.
7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.
6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before - it's just been 86 years.
5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.
4. The messages of encouragement Martha Stewart sent on prison napkins.
3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.
2. What'd you expect - we have a guy who looks like Jesus!
1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.
A typical conversation between red sox fans
Boston fan 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
Boston fan 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
Boston fan 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice
2006-07-25 01:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tasy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Yankees were up 3-0 in the 2004 ALCS with the greatest clutch closer ever on the mound, and well we all know what happens next.....
Red Sox win the World Series, and we did it in perhaps the most memorable way in the history of baseball.
2006-07-25 09:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by AnswerMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The twenty-first century list of honor: Diamondbacks, Angels, Marlins, Red Sox, Angels.
2006-07-25 02:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no insults I just lovvvvvvvve my Red Sox
2006-07-25 08:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by littleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Party time!! Wooo!
Wouldn't it be great if NY didn't even make it?
Sorry I don't know any good insults, but hey hey lets keep it going for the RED SOX!
2006-07-25 01:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Red Sox are so stupid that when I told them
drinks were on the house ,
they went to get a ladder !
This could be used for any team, though. : )
2006-07-25 01:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bo the Red zox and the Yankies suck and aren't gonna win
2006-07-25 11:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by novaicedogs9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for you to discover that BASEBALL IS BORING AND A DRAIN ON SOCIETY!
2006-07-25 01:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's time to "Cowboy Up!"
2006-07-25 07:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by LaserDude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋