How many men sit down to pee for fear of embarrassment of someone hearing them?

Answer 1

If I'm afraid of someone hearing me, I just pee on the floor. Or a bunny rabbit because their soft and furry and will absorb the sound just as they'll absorb the liquid. That's why I carry a bunny rabbit with me everywhere I go. It's ok, he likes it. Atleast thats what my pet panda told me. What was the question again?

Answer 2

We the pee-poo of nited snakes of merka. (As my neighbor might say in broken English). And to the public restroom for where we stand. No, sit down cause it makes too much noise? I'd rather stand in piss than sit in it in a public toilet. Although I do prefer that there are dividers. But, since you mentioned it the funniest and sad-est thing I ever saw was at the washroom at a theater. For us guys this we know is true: some urinals are closer to the floor right? Well, I was at the theater once and this guy is using the urinal that's closer to the floor and hes a really tall big guy and it reminds me of a giraffe taking a piss. Then this little kid comes in and all there is is the higher urinal and I'm wondering what the poor kid is going to do. He's stands on the tips of his toes and is trying to stretch what little he has to get it into the urinal. He slips and falls and the big guy just laughs at the poor kid. And I thought who the hell came up with this lame idea of different height urinals? So now every time I go into a washroom and see this it bothers me if I use the shorter urinal.

Answer 3

I sometimes sit to pee because it takes too much damn energy to just stand there and let it happen. Why not stand when you can sit? If you face the embarassmen, then turn on the fan, and flush. Pee while it's flushing, or pee on the side of the water. Or you could just push a lot harder, and make it sound like you got a huge dick. Whatever makes you happy.

Answer 4

Never have....I prefer the urinals at work...I have a friend that sits down to pee, only bec he lives in a house with a wife and 2 girls...and now a granddaughter...he claims it is easier to sit down to pee, then to forget to put the seat back down and get yelled at. And for the other person that answered...A pee pee? Grow up...

Answer 5

Interesting.

While this is something that I've never had an issue with, I"m not a real big fan of doing #2 in public bathrooms and in fact would rather take a quick jaunt home to do so if necessary.

So, as someone with their own oddity in bathrooms, I can certainly see how someone might not want others to hear them urinate.

If this is you, I wouldn't make a big deal of it, it's just you. Either you will opt to change and become one of the masses in their ability to urinate in public places with no fear of being heard, or you will continue to be you and there is absolutely nothing wrong with either.

Love as always,

Sebastian

Answer 6

Quite a few men urinate sitting down. The 2 men I know who urinate sitting down do it to keep the urine from getting all over (running down the front of the toilet; the walls near the toilet; and to keep it from getting on their pants.) It is a good idea for the messy men.

Answer 7

I dont like to piss with other men aroud... I either wait, or sometimes it just comes easier especially if it is urgent. Pooping is a different story I hate doing that if there is no noise, so usually I turn on a sink or other thing that makes a constant noise.

Answer 8

Apparently, the 4 that were mentioned above, and the one that you know about. That makes 5.

Answer 9

None that I know of. Its your pee pee doing what it does second best. Never be ashamed of your pee pee or its pee. Be proud of it.

Answer 10

if you sit down to pee (with the exeption of really old guys,fat dudes who cant stand and the dudes with no legs ) your not a man