what Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator?

Answer 1

Start Conversations with strangers

Answer 2

MY FAVORITE:
When you and someone are alone tap them on the shoulder and pretend like u didn't do iit.


Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

Play the harmonica.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.

Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

Make chalk drawings on the walls.

As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "D>own! I said down, dammit!"

Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Answer 3

Push all the floors and then get off or turn backwards in the elevator and stare at the back wall. Maybe even stand in the middle and not move when someone tries to get in.

Answer 4

Stand in front of the door at every floor as if your next to get off and everyone has to juggle there way around you .

Spit your chewing gum on the floor.

Fart as your getting off at your floor.

Open a bag of m & m"s throw them up in the air and try to catch them with your mouth , but instead miss intentionally hitting everyone you can with them.

Carry on a fast food bag and rustle through it the whole time your on the elevator.

pick your nose prior to hitting the button for everyfloor

scratch your head profusely and brush your shoulders vigorously on everyone near you.

hit the stop button then step to the back of the elevator , nodding towards someone else as if they did it.

act as if the person next to you farted and wave your arms at them as if to send the smell back at them.

ask if anyone knows where the nearest restroom is while moving from one foot to the other.

Answer 5

point at people and laugh
press every button for every floor and then hold the door open and yell out "all aboard"
pray loudly "oh Lord don't let this cable break like it did last year"
whistle 99 bottles of beer on the wall so it will be stuck in everybody's head all day long
stand right next to people even if there is plenty of room on the other side
get inches away from somebody's face and just stare them in the eye
lie down on the floor and hum
face the rear of the elevator

I could go on for days here ....

Answer 6

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Answer 7

My personal communications professor told our class once that she likes to stand real close to people in elevators. It's just to observe reactions about personal space, that sort of thing. Personal space is one of the things we covered in class, in relation to communicating with others.

Picturing my professor doing that was kind of funny, and I can see how if anyone does that to someone, it would be annoying.

Answer 8

Sing rap or country out loud
Talk on the phone very loud
Pick your nose
Talk to your friend and start laughing out loud
Say Look what i can do and do something weird
Start kissing your lover
Press all the buttons
Fart
Burp
Dance or move around alot
Start asking annoying questions
Dance in front of the door so no one can come in or out

Answer 9

Stand RIGHT NEXT to the other person. If there are only 2 of you in the elevator this will make the other person REALLY uncomfortable!
No one likes it when someone invades their personal space!

Answer 10

press all the buttons so that the elevator will stop at every floor! Burp real loud on the odd number floors and Fart real loud on the even number floors you should be the only person on there once you get to your floor!

Answer 11

Push all the buttons for the floors.
Hold the doors open forever
Sound the alarm
Not move when the person behind you is trying to exit a crowded elevator.
Talk on a cell phone