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She get's this look in her eye. I don't know if she is crazy or a messenger of God.

But let me tell you something...I REALLY want to get my hands on some nice Dirty Pillows.

2006-07-24 16:39:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Women's Health

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You go right on and grab those pillows! How else are you going to get a good sleep? You can't sleep on a flat mattress!

2006-07-24 16:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I must really be getting old. "Dirty Pillows' are not in my vocabulary. I can only guess. Your Mother does not want you to have sex too early. She is just stressing the point telling you that you will burn in hell. That is as bad as telling a boy he will go blind if he masterbates.

2006-07-24 16:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by sally_little03 3 · 0 0

Um, according to Jesus, as long as you repent your sins are forgiven. He died for our sins, let his death not be in vain my child. As for your mom, look her in the eye and say "so no man has ever fluffed your dirty pillows?" then give her a wink and walk away.

2006-07-24 16:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Cozzette 3 · 0 0

omg your mom is on crack. im a chick and i think she is crazy. do whatever you want. they are your hands. has your mom ever seen the movie Carrie? she is acting just like the mom in that movie. lol!

2006-07-24 16:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Im pretty sure that im a ninja, and so ids your mom, so if you dont want us to kill you, dont touch pillows. NINJA!

2006-07-24 16:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by I'm a ninja. 1 · 0 0

You've been watching too much TV

2006-07-24 16:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by petlover 5 · 0 0

well you could make her "pillows" a little more dirtyer with ur friend...

2006-07-24 17:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Tenchidbz 2 · 0 0

just how many times have you read "Carrie"?

2006-07-24 16:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sylvia H 4 · 0 0

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