Its 06.20 in cyprus the sun is just rising, I have an hour and 20mins left of work and i have nothing to do apart from sit on the internet. so if anyone can make me laugh this morning please do
2006-07-24 16:21:30 · 21 answers · asked by gaulde 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
It's 04:24 in Manchester, England and I have 3 and a half hours to go til I can go home and climb into my bed next to my snoring girlfriend.
Here's something to make you laugh. I got up late a few mornings ago and had to go to Tesco (supermarket), people were looking at me and I didn't know why, I suddenly realised my lace was undone so, I bent down to fasten it only to find I had two odd trainers on. I felt so embarassed.
2006-07-24 16:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Karen S 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Well its 12 noon in heaven and I'm just getting out of bed but most of my nine wives have been up a few hours cleaning the mansion. Its been very boring being the Messiah for 2000 years so I sleep a lot although lately I have been going on pub crawls with my good friend Satan.
Your mention of Cyprus has given me a good Idea maybe I will appear in north Cyprus descending from a cloud and address the Turks in Greek. Must be off now I've got a tip on a horse and there is just time to get a bet on at Saint Peter's Betting Shop
2006-07-24 16:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is the sun only coming up now in Cyprus?,
Its been up here since 4am. and what a sun rise that was,
indescribable,honestly.Its just so beautiful.
You have to probably be a poet to describe it.
{which I'm not}
Also been watching sharks circling round the rig, with there big luminous eyes, like the ones you See on the roads.
But i would trade it all to be in Cyprus when i get off. unfortunately
that will not transpire as the wife has booked a week in,{wait for it} HAGGERSTONE CASTLE for a week?????.
What with "Rory the tiger" and all of his friends.cant wait.
so yes i envy you.
Have a lovely day, Ronnie.
2006-07-24 16:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penguin took his car to a mechanic to have it checked out the mechanic says OK i will need about an hour,so the penguin walks over to the seven eleven to get some ice cream,penguins love ice cream anyway the little fellow doesn't have any hand so he gets the ice cream all over his beak, he goes back to the garage and the mechanic says, it looks like you blew a seal,the penguin replays no that's just a little ice cream
2006-07-24 17:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mr KENNEDY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its almost 10:30 and I'm playing on the computer and waiting
for the Tonight Show to begin.
2006-07-24 16:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 04:25 in London. I've been on Yahoo Answers for waaay too long. I'm thinking about going to bed soon, and wondering if I can be bothered to crack one off first...
2006-07-24 16:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i just saw your lets report edna question. and i don't wanna answer there incase she answers there too. so here this is what im gonna do i hope it makes you laugh. im gonna report her when i see her answers on others questions if they are in appropriate. cuz seriously i wanna know why yahoo answers staff doesn't suspened her from here. she is just making trouble. But yeah have a nice day and i don't know any jokes to tell so sorry i can't make you laugh.
2006-07-24 17:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi this isn't cyprus here, but weather good at moment (liverpool uk 4.28 am) I wouldn't know what makes you smile, but hopefully its some happy thought that you like to remember.......... thats the one!! nice to see you smiling!
2006-07-24 16:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by thescouseanator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in Singapore, it is 11.30 am. The sun is hot and it is too humid here to have any humour. Singaporeans are not noted for their sense of humour and this place is not a fun place like where you are. You are lucky.
2006-07-24 16:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 2 more hours at work finish at 0700 in london city in a dark undergrrojund place!
2006-07-24 16:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋