2006-07-24 14:50:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Because he had to take a Shiite.
2006-07-24 15:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't. He was afraid to come out of the bunker. That's why he was called "chicken." Unless he was a suicide chicken, so he could become a rooster martyr and go to poultry paradize where he could have sex with 70 cornish hens. Those arab chickens always did prefer the western hens. However, if he was an Ethiopian chicken, well he would be across the road in the blink of an eye. Nothing on this planet is faster than an Ethiopian chicken! There aren't any chickens in Somalia, The muslim warlords were faster. Got 'em while they were looking at some of those Ethiopian Hens. Hope this has enlightened you somewhat.
2006-07-24 22:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that varies depending on your political standpoint. I think on the following page, you may find some answers that coincide with your own political thought:
http://lebanonheartblogs.blogspot.com/2005/07/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html
I, for one, agree with Tom, above. (Nothin' in this world worth dyin' for like 72 Virgin Hens.)
2006-07-24 22:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tessa ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the moose was on vacation in France.
HAHAHAHA!! I like Gray Matter's answer!!!
2006-07-24 21:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the chicken wanted to escape the bombing ?
2006-07-24 21:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side, you idiots. It was jay walking, I saw it.
2006-07-24 21:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by browneyedgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was stapled to a terrorist
2006-07-24 21:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becoz they were citizens in america
2006-07-24 21:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by kit kat kutie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to save his tailfeathers-lol.
2006-07-24 21:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by sinned 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was no traffic .
2006-07-24 22:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋