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2006-07-24 14:26:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style Skin & Body

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Here's an expansion of Kill Yr Television's "do it backhanded" answer. This is a method called "The Stranger."

first you have to lie on your arm or wrap your arm in a tourniquette, so that you lose circulation, and your hand goes to sleep. After that, then you do it backhanded, the idea being that a "stranger" is giving you a handjob.

2006-07-24 14:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Che 3 · 1 1

I caught my ex boyfriend in the act and so far he tops the list for creativity! He got one of thoes natural sea sponges for the shower, cut a hole in the middle and he gets in the shower and saturates the thing with soap and goes to town! No joke!! ha ha

Its funny you asked this! I just watched Gone in 60 seconds last night and my favorite line in the whole movie is in the beginning when the kid is talking about sitting on his hand for 20 minutes till it goes numb so it feels like sommeone else is doing it for him!!!

2006-07-24 15:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mel 3 · 0 0

As to what was mentioned above me about the 'massage', I would not recommend doing that. It is illegal if you can find someone to do it, and you'll piss off any real massage therapist that you ask to do it. You'd get immediately kicked out of a spa or any setting like that. Some of us are trying to make a real living out of being a massage therapist, and it's responses like that that ruin our reputations.

2006-07-24 14:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Laura 2 · 0 0

A friend of mine told me this a long time ago...First sit on your hand for about 5 minutes or until it falls asleep.. then go to town on yourself!...He said it's like having someone else do it for you because you can't feel your own hand...Let me know how it works out for you. Have Fun! ^_^

2006-07-24 14:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ jojo ♥ 4 · 0 0

I bet you didn't expect a serious answer. :) Well, I've got one so you owe me 10 points. You will not believe this site. And it has been around for a LONG time so I guess they are doing something right.

2006-07-24 14:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pull out your MegaMan NT BattleChip really fast and hold it up in a victory pose! Then, say, Jack O.............wait...........You are talking about MegaMan right?

2006-07-24 14:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by philhanan 3 · 0 0

huh with ice under the sack, very cool, also feels really good
Just dont keep it there too long they will become blue

2006-07-24 14:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

go to the spa and pay $50 for a "massage"

2006-07-24 14:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jester 5 · 0 0

go to EyeCandyVideo .net Lots of aids for pleasure ...not just videos here.....check out the fun -- its my favorite place to find fun toys!

2006-07-24 14:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by EyeOnU 2 · 0 0

Putting it in a blender and turning it on.

2006-07-24 14:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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