She has bad knees from driving all day....and bad hemmorhoids.
I am only 5'-2" tall and I weigh 116.
How can I get a free plane ticket to Arkansas to meet my cousin, Bubba?
2006-07-24 12:05:30 · 10 answers · asked by Jake 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
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2006-07-24 12:31:55 · update #1
Well if you are asking this than you are a topical liberal who wants a free ride and if you are 5'2 @ 116 lbs that means the soup kitchen feed you well or your Mommy does? which is it? sense you are on here I bet Mommy does, and pays for you to be here to. and I mean by you Internet connection, or is that from the state to. your Mom does not have a mental condition, cause she works for a living you do for expecting free stuff, so you can see Bubba, cousin I doubt it, if Mom was or has a mental problem she would not have a truck-drivers license it's not allowed by law, go get your self checked in you have problems!
2006-07-24 12:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Replace all of her tapes with songs from the 60's, the anti war ones. Put a sticker on her truck that says Nobody died when Clinton lied. Make it iridescent so that it can be seen at night by other truckers. If she makes it home alive, she will have decided that these conservatives are dangerous people and no longer want to associate with them. As far as a free plane ticket, maybe if you sit at the airport and play sad songs and cry someone will feel sorry for you and give you one. But you are tiny so maybe they could just sneak you into the overhead luggage compartment!! LOL Hope this helps
2006-07-24 12:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to go to Arkansas to meet your cousin Bubba and you think your MOM has mental problems??
2006-07-24 12:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the free plane ticket zip yourself up in a suitcase and talk someone into bringing you along! haha
2006-07-24 12:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by krazywestkydude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let her drive any more. Stand behind the truck the next time she needs to back up.
2006-07-24 14:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her some good books to read. Program her radio so she can't get the Rush "Oxycontin" Show., enroll her in some classes!
Education cures Conservatism. Been there, done that!
Signed, Ex-Con
2006-07-24 12:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Middle Ground 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Remind her that the Republican party does absolutely zip for the working class.
2006-07-24 12:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
excuse me? i am not gay, and dont you dare f#ck!ng judge me. i just think that if two people of the same sex should be able to get married if they feel that way. get your damn story straight. and i dont care if this doesnt answer ur ****** question.
2006-07-27 13:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by mdt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answer Man hit it on the head and I vote that for BEST ANSWER(Man)
2006-07-24 12:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by Charlooch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put her down
2006-07-24 12:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋