I had been begging my wife for a threesome for a long time. Everyday I would point out women in the mall or on the street or in bars and say "What about her?" And my wife would just keep saying "No. Stop asking me. Am I not good enough on my own?"
She used to be, but ever since the baby, she's pretty unattractive. She's still got like 8 pounds of pregnant fat. That's just too much for me. I let her know that she doesn't really turn me on but I don't want to cheat on her and I thought a threesome would be a nice, consentual alternative.
I, however, just changed my mind about the three way when I found out on Y! Answers that my penis is slightly below average, so I have stopped bugging her about it. The problem is, last night, she said that she found a girl that she's comfortable with and as a reward for me not asking her constantly for a three way, she decided to set one up. But this girl is HOT and I don't want her to see my penis. My wife already set up the date, and I don't...
2006-07-24 11:09:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
want things to be wierd. And I DEFINITELY don't want my wife to find out my penis is small.
So I need a good excuse to call this off. We've already put a deposit down with the woman and I don't know if my wife will be cool with asking for it back.
Somebody help!!!
2006-07-24 11:10:15 · update #1
what a story.
2006-07-24 21:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's what you deserve i hope you are horse laughed at!!!hahahahahahahhaahaha,And the comment your wife has 8 pounds of baby fat left omfg are you kidding me most women have 20 or more she is doing better than average you should be proud not only in that but the fact she gave birth to your child instead of worrying about another women in the bed!!You need to be worrying about your child instead,you are a suck *** husband and your wife deserves better.Maybe she should make fun of your little manhood and want another man in your bed since your not big enough to please her maybe she needs the threesome well it would be really just two since you dont count cause you dont have anything below you can at least watch and see how a real man does it!!
2006-07-24 18:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her how you feel about being to small and that should stop it. I don't feel for you at all with what you said about your wife being around 8 lbs over weigh...who did you think you were? The most desirable man on earth. She gave birth for goodness sake. You made her feel terrible by wanting this threesome and now you want to back out so you don't make yourself look bad, guess what you only have to look as far as the mirror for that one.
2006-07-24 18:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Krinta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about the size of your penis, your fat wife should be lucky to have anyone, let alone a kind and caring man who doesn't want to cheat on her. Have the threesome and enjoy yourself! Just remember its not the size that counts, but how far you slap a b*tch across the room if she talks bad about you.
Good Luck
2006-07-25 16:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Melly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she would rather have another manly man in bed instead of a woman. How do you feel about that , Little Dickie? Why in the world would you suggest such a thing? It is selfish and gross? Do you see what it is like when the tables are turned? When you go bring someone else into your bed the marriage is over anyway! You don't deceive a real woman! I hope she dumps you!
2006-07-24 19:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by ruthie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you're not making this up, it's just messed up on so many levels. You've put a deposit down on the woman? Does that mean she's a hooker? Do you think you're wife has never seen another penis?
2006-07-24 18:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. And if you didn't know you have a small penis, she certainly did. Perhaps she's hoping for a threesome the other way next, so she can get a bit more satisfaction????
2006-07-24 18:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by antirion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, first of all asshole, she just had your baby and you're complaining about 8 pounds of fat??? I hope she falls in love with this other woman and leaves your dumb butt.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I thought marriage was based on unconditional love. I bet you're ugly and your breath stinks too.
I could careless what happens to you and your little penis. Maybe she should leave you for that. She can lose weight, you can't gain more inches...LOSER.
2006-07-24 18:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by krs1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you've been using your little head to think with instead of your big head.
Poor baby. You can't handle your that your wife's "fat". Let us gals know the next time you're able to menstruate, lactate, or gestate. Otherwise, put a cork in it.
2006-07-24 18:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your wife has never complained about your size before why worry about now? i think you should set up a suprise sexy-romantic nite for your wife...please be creative and ABSOLUTEly NO negative remarks. at the end of the nite...if all goes well...tell her this is perfect...& that bringing someone else in would be a crowd and that you want her all to yourself! goodluck!
2006-07-24 18:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't call it off.
You asked for it, so accept your "punishment".
Just do more oral than usual.
Bring toys.
Keep an open mind.
PS. 8 pounds of pregnancy fat is nothing. Re-evaluate your criteria for judging your wife's attractiveness.
2006-07-24 18:38:42 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. Sensitivity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋