someone tell me a funny joke?

Question

i want to laugh

Answer 1

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender agreed, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the dried, wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

Answer 2

Yo Mamma is so fat when i got on top of her to get it on i burnt my *** on a light bulb

Answer 3

go to www.mtv.com go to the "yo mama " section and watch the clips. HILARIOUS!! y'all ↓ should try it too!

Answer 4

Why do doctors slap babies on their bottoms???.
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.To knock the penises off the smart ones... ha ha ha