What's a really good cure for a really bad hangover? And a good excuse for missing work five hours after I was

Question

supposed to be there?

I've got half a dozen missed calls...
need a good story, please.

Answer 1

My friend once gave me something on best British hangover remedies and the top 3 contained alcohol in its ingredients. lol
Also a cure that originated in puerto rico recommends rubbin lemons under the arms as an antidote..
In Haiti, some stick 13 black-headed pins into the cork of the bottle that produced the hangover...
Ancient romans relied on raw owl eggs...
Modern Finns prefer eating pickled herring & a cold beer to ease their krapula A Finnish term for hangover.
As far as your job goes, give me the phone number, I'll fix it for you. hee! hee!

Answer 2

Here it is : The Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure. While the ingredients in this kit are based on hard science and not personal mythology, it must be said that there really is no cure for a hangover in the same sense that penicillin is a cure for an infection. There are several things, however, that you can put into your body to ease the pain and assist rapid recovery, including a little-known substance called cysteine. Cysteine directly counteracts the poisonous effects of acetaldehyde. The following arsenal-in-a-milkshake is so loaded with the anti-toxic munitions your body needs, that after it makes short work of your hangover, it might just clear out your nasal passages, shrink your hemorrhoids, and leap out of your body and write your History term paper:):)

Behold the official Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure:

1. Take 2 aspirins
2. Take 200mg cysteine (available at specialty food stores)
3. Take 600mg vitamin C
4. Take 1 tablet vitamin B-complex
5. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:

* 1 banana
* 1 small can V-8
* 6 large strawberries
* 2 tablespoons honey
* 1 cup orange juice
* 1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency
* ¼ tsp. salt
* dash of nutmeg

6. Drink it all up.

If necessary, follow up with a dose of Maalox, lots of Gatorade, and bouillon soup for dinner. These ingredients will rehydrate your body, replace essential vitamins and minerals, and help rid your body of some of the toxic byproducts of metabolized alcohol.

For a headache that drugs don't seem to touch, try an icepack or a bag of frozen peas wrapped in a tea towel, 20 minutes on your head, 10 minutes off. There've been lots of hangover remedies over the centuries, from the Assyrian crushed swallows' beaks with myrrh to Rabbit Dropping Tea (though we think that it tastes a little raisin-y). Friends of ours have suggested everything from club soda to the classic Bull's Eye (OJ and a raw egg) to pickle brine straight from the pickle jar. But if you're looking for something substantial that actually prevents vomiting, invest in the necessary pills and keep your blender handy; the Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure, judiciously combined with the wise drinking practices detailed above, is for you.

And tell your employer the truth -- you were so sick you couldn't hold your head up, which is true.

And finally don't do that again:)

Answer 3

i used to get codeine for my sinus head aches, bad stuff, i would totally sleep through any thing. so excuse: 1)bad reaction to medicine? 2)stranded somewhere( while doing a good deed/ favor for a relative- not a friend) 3)power went out.
for the hangover, everything i know should be done before going to bed on the night that you're drinking. sorry you're stuck with that. good luck

Answer 4

hair of the dog (only 1) and then eat...introduce slowly to system if its a real bad hangover...or bloody marys (love em).....OR not drinking....i know the last one is a flop.....i get hangovers too and man their a b***h!...dont use anything as an excuse that you dont really want to happen (i.e. my dog died) dont know any good excuses...where i work i tell the truth pretty much!....hope you feel better

Answer 5

http://www.ask.com/web?q=hangover+remedies&qsrc=0&o=10461&l=dir

your car broke down

Answer 6

You do not need a story, you need to learn responsibility

Answer 7

Have a garbage burrito, coffee and juice. Tell them your car was broke.

Answer 8

i fell down the steps and was unconsous for 5 hours.

Answer 9

tell them someone broke into your car, stole your cell phone and slashed your tires. thats why you could call anyone or go anywhere.

Answer 10

a hot girl will work for both, baby!