I decided to give back on my birthday. Tell me a funny joke, bits of astrology, you pick. Whatever entry is the best present gets the 10 points!
2006-07-24 09:16:21 · 18 answers · asked by tinks44 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Happy Birthday
Each Birthday makes you Dearer
So many things are treasured more
As time goes on it's way
Good Friends, Old Tomes, and Memories, too
Grow dearer day by day
And that's the way with birthdays
For each time you add one more
You become just that much dearer
Than you were the year before.
And your present below, if you have gave your year of birth I could have given you numerology instead oh well : )
Signs of the Zodiac Leo
Your element: Fire
Your ruling planets: The Sun
Symbol: The Lion
Your stone: Peridot
Life Pursuit: To lead the way
Vibration: Radiant Energy
Leo's Secret Desire: To be a star
Description:
Love triumphs over all for this sign, which is ruled by the heart and operates from this dimension too. Leo's are born fortunate. Charismatic and positive-thinking they attract not only an abundance of friends and opportunities, but manage to survive life's stormy times with style and good humour. Once a Lion is committed to a relationship, they are totally devoted and faithful. Should their heart or trust be broken they never forgive or forget. When a relationship breaks down (even a long standing one) they can disappear into the sunset without a backward look. Leos can cut ties, and leave others heartbroken, but usually there is a good reason why they have broken a tryst. For a Leo, when a relationship is over, really over, it is over for good. There are three levels of soul-evolution of the Leos. The highest is represented by the Sphinx; wise beyond their years and great teachers to others. The second is the Lion, King of the Jungle, ruled by ego but always protective and sustaining of those they love. The last is the Lion Cub, immature and undeveloped, frightened by anything new. These Leos cling to others (in the mode of the child not wanting to leave its mother's side).) They can't bear to be alone. No matter what level they have attained, all Leos are trendsetters, leaders and adventurers. Their weakness is their pride. This is one sign where the saying "flattery will get you everything" applies, but be warned criticism will slam the relationship door right in your face.
Love and Blessings
Milly
2006-07-24 16:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday
2016-03-27 05:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short Birthday Jokes 2
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
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note : HAPPY B'DAY!!! WISH U JOY N HAPPINESS!! ahemm.. where's my treat?! hahahha >:)
2006-07-24 21:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A birthday is a special event. Yet the next day you don't feel any different. as the years go by you realize time has flown. you can't remember where time went but you are here now. hoping you luck and all the best. Leo- thus is the lion, the lion thus you. pounce on your opportunities at the right time and you will go far. ( i predict today you are older than yesterday!) :-)
2006-07-24 11:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by sue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you.
2006-07-24 17:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by turtlewoman2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday Ms. Leo! Just wanted to send you Happy Birthday Wishes - for a prosperous year, great health, much love and everything to go your way!
2006-07-24 09:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok heres a joke for ya!
Ok so this horse walks into a store and says to the storeowner: "do ya have any apples?"
and the storeowner says: "no"
so the horse walks in the next day and says the same thing, but the storeowner still says "no"
so the THIRD day, the horse walks in and asks about the apples again and the storeowner goes "NO WE DONT HAVE ANY FREAKING APPLES! IF U DONT GET AWAY I WILL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!!!!!"
so the horse walks in the FOURTH day and says "do ya have any nails" and the storeowner goes "NO"
so the horse then says "ok, do ya have any apples??"
ta da, theres my joke lol
2006-07-24 14:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine9561 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday - my daughters was yesterday and since you share the Cancer/Leo cusp, I'm sure you're a sweetie just like she is! I hope you have a great birthday!
2006-07-24 09:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
today is mine to! I am spending it with my best pal! My son Matthew! He's 8 years old and we are having a blast this week!
I took a week off at work to spend time with him before he heads back to school! He is my soul! I love him so much! Hope your day is as nice!
Happy B Day!
Tim
2006-07-24 09:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday hope you have a good one. Why is xlax the strongest thing in the world?
It can knock the s*** our of superman.
2006-07-24 10:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by tensnut90_99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋