2006-07-24 08:31:39 · 38 answers · asked by penny 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
some screws missing
2006-07-24 08:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lights are on but nobody's home
The car's moving but there's nobody behind the wheel.
He's one beer short of a six pack
He's one brick shy of a load
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
The cheese fell off his taco
When you yell in his ear, it echoes.
He's dumber than Helen Keller
there are so many holes in his head, you could play golf
He's dumber than a box of rocks
He took a ruler to bed, to see how long he slept
He studied for a blood test
He thought a quarterback was a refund
He thought General Motors was in the army
He trips over cordless phones
He spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
He asks for a "Price Check" at the Dollar Store
He thinks TACO BELL is a Mexican phone company
If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless
2006-07-24 08:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not hitting on all 8 cylinders
not the sharpest tool in the shed
few nuggets short of a happy meal
2006-07-24 08:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by AutumnDays 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Banana Short Of A Bunch
2006-07-27 15:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 The lights are on,but no one's home,
2 He/She is as daft as a brush,
3 Thick bastard,
4 Not a full shilling
5 Doo lally
6 As thick as pig muck
7 As thick as two short planks
8 The lift isn't going to the top floor
9 A bungalow (nothing upstairs)
10 As bright as a 15 watt bulb
Hope these amuse you
2006-07-24 08:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not too bright......
Not the sharpest tool in the shed......
Not the brightest crayon in the box.....
Dumb as a box of rocks......
Dumb as a brick......
About as sharp as a marble.....
A few fries short of a happy meal.....
The lights are on but nobody's home.....
Too much yardage between the goal posts.....
2006-07-24 08:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His elevator does not go to the top floor.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
All the frogs jumped out of the pond.
When they said brain in heaven he thought they said rain and ran for cover.
All he is doing is stealing oxygen.
He is nothing but a hat and a set of lungs.
He a few bricks shy a full load.
2006-07-24 08:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elevator does not go to the top floor
A few sandwiches shy of a picnic
A few bricks shy of a load
Dumb as a post (rock, stump, dirt)
Lights on, but nobody's home
Rides the short bus
Dee dee dee (must watch Mencia to get this)
2006-07-24 08:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by xphillipjrx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few tacos short of a combo plate
Not the brightest crayon in the box
Doesn't have both oars in the water
A brick short of a full load
2006-07-24 08:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dull Normal
2006-07-24 08:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest tool in the toolshed.
2006-07-24 08:36:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋