Funniest answer gets 10 points.
2006-07-24 08:26:50 · 16 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Oh Brian it's for you......
2006-07-24 08:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by miss_nikki214 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is no need to be rude or threatening. Simply thank the Witness for his good intentions, tell him you are not interested in speaking with Jehovah's Witnesses, and close the door gently.
Jehovah's Witnesses are used to it, and actually appreciate the opportunity to move on in the manner Jesus described:
(Matthew 10:14) [Jesus said] Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet
Learn more:
http://www.watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
2006-07-24 21:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who the devil is Jehovah and what do I care what you testify against him? Unless of course, I agree to your case and you can get me an appearance on Court TV...oh and is Nancy Grace really a wig wearing lesbian 'cuz...damn...she just doesn't DO it for me.
2006-07-25 05:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by altoidninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curse you, you vile peddlers of religious filth. Be gone unless you can promise me nothing short of immediate godhood.
2006-07-24 15:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by spockofvullcan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would throw acid into their faces, then push them into a vat of hot oil, & he would incenerate them with his Death Ray & scatter their ashes all over his cereal & eat it.
2006-07-24 15:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.........If only 144,000 people go to heaven why are you trying to recruit more people?
Sign me UP! I know there has to be one good looking baby up there.
What the devil you want?
2006-07-24 15:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Not_Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off my doorstep you vile cultist or Victory will be Mine.
2006-07-25 01:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by **Anti-PeTA** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Where's the Fat Man?" (Stewie introduces them to Peter)
2006-07-24 18:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would invite them in and see if he could use them to conquer the planet.
2006-07-24 16:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by gorg515 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, he'd kill them. Like that Matthew McConaughey.
And Ron Howard's next!!!
No, no, I'm just kidding.....
OR AM I!?!
No, I am....
OR MAYBE I'M NOT!?!
2006-07-24 18:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'' couldn't be worse then hell, i've already been their!'' or he would tell peter they are jemimahs witnesses.
2006-07-24 23:50:02 · answer #11 · answered by guyver4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋