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The wood chuck is about 19lbs and very motivated.

2006-07-24 07:58:33 · 22 answers · asked by Bran McMuffin 5 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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....with a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.....

2006-07-24 08:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by amdirien 4 · 0 1

None. Just because the wood chuck could chuck wood, doesn't mean it is going to. 19 lbs is buff for a wood chuck, so Woody Chuckerson would probably just go around chasing the girl wood chucks. Now how much wood would a girl wood chuck ... ?

2006-07-24 17:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0 0

a wood chuck will chuck wood a much as a wood chuck could chuck wood. However since there front legs are short the chucking distance would be minimal.

2006-07-28 13:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by ldyrhiannon 4 · 0 0

Quite a bit of wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2006-07-24 16:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by chris h 2 · 0 0

A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, of course.

2006-07-28 02:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by freebird 6 · 0 0

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2006-07-24 15:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by mury902 6 · 0 0

depends on his mood that day...
he could be a bit depressed..
he might not want to chuck that much wood...
he might have had way to much caffeine that morning and chucked more wood than usual....
what if he was sick and couldn't do it...
or if he just didn't feel like it...
he could be a lazy woodchuck....
he could be motivated to make a bird house out of popsicle sticks.....
who knows....
it's an infinite question...
so many possibilities....

2006-07-25 00:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by werewolfpixie 5 · 0 0

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

2006-07-24 15:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wood chucks cant really chuck wood.

2006-07-28 13:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A whole chuck load.

2006-07-25 23:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by frosty 3 · 0 0

About 3 fiddy

2006-07-25 01:03:42 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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