2006-07-24 07:55:49 · 19 answers · asked by LoLa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
On of the funniest one
Cocaine is gods way of telling you your making to much money
-Robin Williams
2006-07-24 07:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by Larry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end."
2006-07-24 15:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by just_4_u_lllllllll 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exchange between a woman and Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of England at a party:
"Mr Churchill, If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it ..."
2006-07-24 17:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Matthew S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When asked what he would like his tombstone to say, George Burns replied, "I wish I was here reading this"
2006-07-24 19:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by lesmizman67 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my par.
2006-07-24 15:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by Imajica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my knight in shinning armor turned out to be a jackass wrapped in tin foil!
2006-07-24 14:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by sugar n' spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
2006-07-24 15:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Rice is great if you're hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something" - Mitch Hedburg
2006-07-24 15:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Psilocybe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on of my friends always told me "dont lead me into temptation it will find me"
not funny but very different
2006-07-24 15:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by silver_princess16_03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Of all forms of sexual abberations, chastity is the strangest!"
2006-07-24 15:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Mainak M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋