It just seems a waste to flush the poor little blighter
2006-07-24 07:54:54 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
play the little known, hamster darts....
take said (dead) hamster and cover in something sticky, marmite or honey is optimal but jam, glue, tar also works wonders.
next take said (dead) sticky hamster and lob it as hard as you can at a wall... floors and ceilings work just as well...
some people have painted a target onto surface first so have something to aim at but that is totally up to the player
HAVE FUN! :)
2006-07-24 08:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 8⤊ 5⤋
From what you have pronounced, it sounds like your hamster has long previous down that crack. we don't understand no be counted if she's ineffective or no longer, so, you will possibly be able to desire to place some hamster food down there. day after at present, examine if she has eaten it. If she has then, great! a minimum of you will possibly understand she's alive. in case you be able to stumble on her, you will possibly be able to desire to apply that trick called "The Carrot and the Stick" in which you connect a carrot to a stick. You grasp the carrot. If the hamster looks to desire to consume it, or starts off eating it, grasp it progressively away. The hamster might desire to stick to it, and out of that crack. whether, if all fails, i think of she might desire to be ineffective. yet do no longer supply up. desire this helps <3 xxxxx
2016-12-14 12:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spraypaint gold or silver, put on a necklace, or stir-fried hampster is quite good w/ some tumeric or curry powder, some green onion, a little salt, maybe yellow onions if you prefer it that way. Cook w/ some vegetable oil, then use the leftover dressing and oil in the pan to fry potatoes as a side dish.
2006-07-24 07:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by gene_is_guilty42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skin it, make a stuffing of fried farts and garlic. Put it together, bake at 375 for 20-25 minutes. Serve with a chilled south of the border taco wine!
2006-07-24 07:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I did was cremate him and then spread his ashes outside by the tree in our yard. I really like that guy and he deserved a little more respect than a flush. His name was Magik. I miss him a lot
2006-07-24 07:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by daanzig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the show "Scrubs"? You could take up taxidermy and start up an army of stuffed hamsters, much like Janitor did with squirrels.
2006-07-24 07:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by pianoducky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bury it in your garden or in a big plant pot and plant something ornamental above the corpse, that way you will have a nice reminder of your old pal whenever you look at the flowers.
2006-07-24 08:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a snake to feed him too? Or since he was a pet and u cared about him- put him in a little box and bury him By god! He loved you and was your pet its the least u can do for him!!!
2006-07-24 09:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit down and think about it and maybe you'll write a book like the poor bugger who wrote 101 Things to do with DEAD CATS...also you'll need to have pictures to illustrate your points like they did!
2006-07-24 08:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamster on rye with a little pickle relish is nice.
2006-07-24 07:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it to the cat as a summer treat
2006-07-24 07:56:01 · answer #11 · answered by mise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋