2006-07-24 07:35:38 · 37 answers · asked by lordofallvampier 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them.
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2006-07-24 08:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
A line that is not a pick up line, a woman will know it's a pick-up line right away. Try something completely original and from the heart, you will have a much better chance.
2006-07-24 07:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by dmc81076 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember a time this guy used a pick up line on me. I don't remember what it was but it did spark an interesting conversation about amusing pick up lines. It actually made for a great evening with a lot of laughs.
2006-07-24 07:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Erin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best pick up line is no line at all. A genuine smile always worked on me.
2006-07-24 07:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by Susan G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, If i saw a man and decided I had to try to speak to him or i would die.
I would walk up to him in the library at the bookstore at a cafe ( where ever) and say: "Hi i'm ____ I am the girl in the red dress. I thought you were not going to show...meeting like this is pretty scary, huh...Aren't you____ oh my gosh...i am sooo sorry and embarrassed you see you are wearing the yellow shirt....gosh I guess he did not come so much for the dating scene..."
and then you let the guy laugh and talk some etc. and you have the upper hand because he feels like he needs to be kind because you have been stood up..He feels like he is in control!
I have not tried it yet but if ever I am single again i will do it!
2006-07-24 07:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Tabor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to use pick up lines but they hardly ever worked. The one time it did was when I went up to a girl and said, "Hey baby, wanna wrestle?" . We ended up have a marriage that after three years, was over and now am staying single and NOT using pickup lines.
2006-07-24 07:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Yeah and I wished I stayed there.
2006-07-24 07:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only use pick up lines as a joke on girls you already know, never to actually pick up a stranger! i would be so weirded out by anyone actually trying to pick me up like that.
my favorite pick up lines that one of my guy friends brought home from college is hard to say, because its in the action not the words. he asked if i were a pirate, would i keep my parrot on this shoulder (while touching the shoulder closest to him) or this shoulder (reaching over to my other shoulder to put his arm behind me).
the line itself is horrible and would never work on a girl, but was really funny coming from a friend.
2006-07-24 07:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by lebeauciel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I noticed you the minute I walked into the room and I had to just come over and meet you. Hi my name is: _____
Women can see a pick up line before it's even out of your mouth....so be honest, tell you noticed her and more than likely she'll already know that you did...say hi and let nature run its course.
2006-07-24 07:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by baciandrio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None at all. It makes the guy sound like an idiot whose just out to sleep with as many girls as possible. And if the girl has self-respect, she probably won't respond to a pick-up line that would make her out to be a hooker.
2006-07-24 07:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by fallingleaves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Girls
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Save water, shower with a friend!
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ***, let me get that for you. (then grab her ***)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
For Guys
I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...
Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.
Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!
If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!
Did you just grab my ***? No? Well you can if you want too!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
I love baseball, so take me home baby!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's go screw!
Do these look real?
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
My name is . I'll be your play toy tonight!
For Anyone
Nice shoes.....wanna screw?!?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
Save water, shower with a friend.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!!
I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
Roses are red, violets are blue, can we screw?
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
2006-07-24 07:40:19 · answer #11 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋