"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset you moron.
"We need to talk" = I need to complain.
"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper, etc...
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me
"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he falls asleep
Answering the question, "What's wrong?"
"...The same old thing" = Nothing
"...Everything" = My PMS is acting up
"...Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such a jerk
2006-07-24 07:30:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
omg i cant cant stop laughing ...i have tears rolling down my face...thanks man
2006-07-24 07:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
thats funny.but from a womans standpoint....here is whats really goin on on a few of those.
"Sure, go ahead" = I don't know what exactly you're doing but I guess when it's done it'll be all better or I'll just yell at you for messing up again.You always do this!
"We need to talk" = I hate you and therefore I need attention.
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Hello?Foreplay!Not you....Me too!
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"Do you love me?" = I'm gonna tell you I am buying something expensive and you can suck it up and work a few more hours!
"How much do you love me?" = I told someone you hate that they can have something of yours.You haven't used it in a while.We can rebuy it later.
"You have to learn to communicate" = I am not going to be the only one talking.
2006-07-24 09:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by sunkissed299 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great!!! but i have one for you.
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.........
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that
time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard,
or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong....
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to
apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you ask for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26.Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
2006-07-24 07:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah pretty much, but there r some things i don't agree with... like the flabby thighs thing, not true, and everything else (sept for like 2 or 3) r pretty much right, good job, but i wouldn't say u understand women quite yet! *mwah* bye!
2006-07-24 08:15:34 · answer #4 · answered by sweety_pie!! <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats crazy lol a 10
2006-07-24 07:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kay!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found this to be very amusing. My husband will enjoy it also. Thank you for posting it. I wish I knew what the question was though
2006-07-24 07:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by charity2882 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you look like you avatar I'll give you a 7
2006-07-24 07:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a man that understands women,that's a first.
2006-07-24 07:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do married men die first in the relationship? The want to!
2006-07-24 09:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by jay G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO GAVE AWAY THE WOMEN'S LANGUAGE?!?! Someone, tell me! Now we have to change it all over again! Dang! And I was having fun with it!
2006-07-24 07:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by Autumn_Anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading that reminds me why I am happy to be single.
Well sort of
2006-07-24 07:34:51 · answer #11 · answered by Odie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋