Whats the worst thing you ever did in a fit of road rage?

Question

This stupid rich preppie lady in a benz cut me off,I slammed on my brakes and all my 8 bags of grocerys spilled everywhere,I took the shook up liter of Mountain Dew and threw it in her window,it was spewing all over her!I realize now it was crazy and I'm glad no one was hurt.

Answer 1

I RAMMED SOMEONES TRUCK WHO WAS TRYING TO CUT IN LINE AT THE DRIVE THRU. I WAS WAITING IN LINE WHEN ANOTHER CAR CAME UP TO THE LINE EXCEPT HE WAS COMING INTO THE LINE FROM THE WRONG WAY. I HONKED AT HIM AND MOUTHED THE WORDS I DON'T THINK SO. HE SMILED BACK AT ME AND INCHED UP IN HIS TRUCK. I TOLD MY FRIEND WHO WAS WITH ME THAT IF HE TRIED TO CUT THAT I WAS GOING TO RAM HIM. AS THE GUY IN FRONT OF ME MOVED AHEAD IN LINE, THE TRUCK TRYING TO CUT STARTED TO MOVE AHEAD, SO I RAMMED HIM AS HARD AS I COULD WITH THE 2 FEET OF SPACE THAT I HAD. I WAITED FOR THE GUY TO GET OUT. HE TOOK A LOOK AT HIS TRUCK. THEN LOOKED BACK AT ME. I MOUTHED THE WORDS "NOW WHAT". HE GOT BACK IN HIS TRUCK AND I DROVE OFF. TOO MANY WITNESSES AROUND FOR ME TO STAY.

Answer 2

Although it was not on the road I think this still sorta qualifies: I had my blinker on in the parking lot waiting for this car to pull out and you guessed it - some A hole sneaks in from the other side. I found a spot a lot further a way but in my long walk to the front of the store, I spotted my revenge! A big pile of fresh dog poo! I gathered a big snow ball, pressed the poo into the snow ball and smeared it all over the guy's windshield. I hope he enjoyed his short walk to the store and his windshield view! Think twice people!

Answer 3

some young girl about 17 cut me off about 3 weeks ago. I was in my m3. I sped up and cut in front of her and slammed on my brakes. Then the girl rear ended me and now I am sueing her for damage to my car. Pity on her because I was on my way to trading in that car. She is going to owe the BMW company about 5000 dollars in damage. Next time she might think before cutting someone off.

Another time when I was in high school somone cut me off. I pulled up next to him. I was in the turning lane. I got out of my sun-roof and threw into his window a green slurpee that i was drinking. it opened up and went all over his car. I turned real quick when the light turned green and did about 90 down the road to get away from him. I was never caught. The ahole deserved it

Answer 4

I was comming back from shopping once also and this prick kept his highbeams on me for like 5 miles becuase he tried to cut me off at a lane merge and I would not let him. He pulled up next to me on a 2-lane road and I nailed his car window with an egg that went everywhere. I will never forget the look on his face, it was classic! I took the next exit right away and he could not follow me to get me back. Gotta love payback baby!

Answer 5

While driving to work on a city street in Chicago I flipped some guy off who was beeping his horn like crazy behind me.

BIG MISTAKE.

This guy proceeded to harass me, beeping his horn, weaving back and forth and so on. When we got to the next light, he pulled up next to me, got out of his car, pulled a knife and started pounding on my windows, kicking my car, giving the front hood a good whack with the knife. He was clearly whack-o, something that seemed even more obvious when he got into his car and tossed a couple of beer cans at me.

When the light changed he pulled ahead then over to the right side of the street, parked his car and got out leaving his driver side door open. I pulled over to the right lane and ran right through his car door bending it completely out of shape. People around me were beeping and waving at me, giving me the thumbs up. In my rearview mirror all I could see was the guy looking at his poor car like he'd just lost his best friend which, for all I know, he just did.

For years after that I didn't flip off anyone no matter what.

Answer 6

was driving down a busy highway and the lady in front of me kept hitting the breaks for no reason, this went on for 4 minutes with the breaks on off on off, so i finally was able to get over and i got in front of her because it was open road, so when i got in front of her i kept hitting my breaks every 2 seconds, so it was really stop go, that should teach her a lesson, and i was only giving her an example of how annoying it is, then i sped away because she was going 10 mph under the speed limit lol check ya later ♥

Answer 7

men love the emotional help element. Makes them sense mandatory which all of them secretly crave. i admire a talkative lady (with existence like limits of path) it breaks the possibility of an awkward 2nd once you opt for that first date. Jealously? O yeah i'm getting completely unwell of that distinctly whilst the jealous one is the clever, captivating one. Criticizing different women? Secretly es me off distinctly whilst they element out each and every warm guy happening the line. not a good look in any respect

Answer 8

Once,sitting at a light that had turned green the lady in front of me was busy doing??? and didn't move.I simply edged up to her and gave her a little push into the intersection to get her attention.It didn't hurt my old International pickup and luckily I didn't break out her tail lights. No harm no foul. Peace....

Answer 9

the lady cut me off i overshot her and slammed on the brakes i was about 50 yards away she stopped i took a bat and smashed her tail lights

Answer 10

I yelled at a police officer saying "those who can't speed become cops" because he pulled me over after seeing the car in front of my car poking, so I passed "Mr. Pokey" going ten miles over the speed limit so the cop hits his blue lights, gets behind "Mr. Slow and no go", "Sir Slow Alot" pulls over on the shoulder, and the cop passes him and was then behind me with his blue lights on. I am thinking maybe he doesn't want to pass me on a double yellow line so I pull over and to my surprise he did too. He wound up giving me two tickets, one, passing in a no passing zone (DUH! That was my fault), the second going twelve miles over the speed limit. Prick!