2006-07-24 07:09:12 · 5 answers · asked by Slut4Points 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You want to affect someone each day. Do something each day so that a person won't forget your selfless acts. Like the time when I saw a kid eating an ice cream cone, so I run up to him and SMASH the ice cream in his face and say YOU WILL REMEMBER ME FOREVER!
2006-07-24 07:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by kris_rynshall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fav is when he is talking about being stuck in traffic, the guy behind him is honking and yelling as if it's Danes fault traffic has stopped, the guy gets out of the car approaches Danes window, Dane rolls down his window a tiny bit and the guy procees to scream at Dane, so he decided to yell back at the guy real random and yell, "Why are you wearing my jacket? I said you could borrow it! Give me my jacket back!" LOL
2006-07-24 14:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by pearl_of_your_ocean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the thing he does about church. Where no one knows the one sign and just kinda draws a squiggle from their forhead to heart, and they about shaking hands with people in church and knowing the eurthist is coming because the priest says 'peace' alot of times really fast.
I think all his stuff is funny, but I completely relate to the church stuff and have noticed in before I ever heard that bit
2006-07-24 14:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dig his whole routine basically - but i always find myself cracking up at the police siren "megamix".
2006-07-24 14:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by jack spicer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there r too many
2006-07-24 14:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋