my favorite quote is everybody is somebody elses weirdo, what are your favorites
2006-07-24 07:02:02 · 17 answers · asked by spring goth 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
i also like the quote some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them
2006-07-24 07:02:36 · update #1
Oh man...do I have some quotes. My dad is famous for them! Here are a few of my favorites over the years:
"I was born in the morning but not this morning."
"You don't go to the whore house to read the newspaper"
"Sh!t the bed" Its a weird one, use in place of the F--- word.
Now, this is the most famous of my father's, it's funny cause he would change the words for each of us kids.
For me...the adventurous one:
"Mess around mess around, soon you won't be around. "
For my brother....the promiscuous one:
"F_ck around f_ck around, soon you will have little ones running around."
For my sister...the lazy one.
"Sit around, sit around, soon you will have an *** no one can fit around."
oh..ya got to love the old fart!
2006-07-24 07:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~Mme. de Staël
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
-- Abraham Lincoln
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals - Immanuel Kant
Killing the dog does not cure the bite - Abraham Lincoln
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love
and always have to mix love and hate."
by Sigmund Freud
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
by Robert A. Heinlein, Science Fiction Author
2006-07-24 08:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"a outstanding guy ought to stumble on a thanks to evade conflict" -Admiral Yamato of the eastern Imperial military properly before they bombed Pearl Harbor :(. I watched the action picture Pearl Harbor those days and loved it and appeared up the prices from it and evidently that one extremely exists. -Billy
2016-10-15 09:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the quote:
Before you critizice someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes!
Jack Handey
I think it's hilarious!
2006-07-24 07:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one that comes to mind is....
A journey of a thousand miles, begins with the first step.
How about this one... its more in line with your examples...
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose.... But you can't pick your friends nose. (unless its the Weirdo).
2006-07-24 07:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go read a book - most books are full of quotes.
EDIT:
You can quote me on that.
2006-07-24 08:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by sauwelios@yahoo.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg was christmas, and your right was thanksgiving, can i visit you in between the holidays?
2006-07-24 07:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by john d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is'
2006-07-24 09:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by wilde.reader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is said that God answers all questions. Unfortunately all to often te answer is no.
2006-07-24 07:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Ben R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "Live and let live." or "Live and let die." "If you're not part of the solution you're probably my husband." "There's no such thing as a stupid questions only stupid people." "Nothing's interesting unless you're interested." "If you don't love yourself no one will."
2006-07-24 07:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by charity2882 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋