The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think your Bad Luck!"
2006-07-24 06:56:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
LOL now that's funny!
2006-07-24 07:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by wonderingone 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
8
2006-07-24 07:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-07-24 07:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a 3. Funny, but not great.
2006-07-24 07:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Alexander Khan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8.5 It is funny, could it be true also?
YES!!!!!
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
OK☼
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
OK☼
Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.
I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-24 07:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but sad. Kinda like sweet n sour. I give it a 4
2006-07-24 07:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by jack f 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 Pretty funny but not the best♥
2006-07-24 07:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but not as funny as the others!
5
2006-07-24 07:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 4 get a funner joke with less reading
2006-07-24 07:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 - predictable
2006-07-24 07:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nientech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - I've heard that joke too many times in one form or another.
2006-07-24 07:02:44 · answer #11 · answered by kennydownes187 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋