In our pub, Old Sid's joke bombed. Could his sort handle the change?
On a French beach, a chap was making love to a woman when the lifeguard arrived with a stretcher. "Monsieur, what on earth are you doing? I've just pulled her from the sea, she is dead".
"Dead?" the chap said, "I thought she was English".
2006-07-24 06:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Bombed all the way to Calais!
2006-07-24 06:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by A G 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
My ex had a joke as bad as that. 7 men and 1 woman were stranded on a desert island following a ship wreck. They all came to an arrangement with the woman, every week, one of the men would get to have sex with her whilst they were stranded. This arrangement worked well, until one day after a couple of years the woman died. This was a bit of a bugger as you might of guessed, but the guys tried their best. The first week it was not a problem, the second a bit hard going, the third week they were starting to get stressed. By the fourth week things were getting rather bad, the fifth was just bloody awful and the sixth week they had to bury her.
Hope Sid likes that one, he might appreciate it
2006-07-24 13:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by pirateladjim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep you can tell Sid I thought his joke bombed too.
2006-07-24 13:37:18 · answer #3 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yh u cn tell sid his joke bombed
2006-07-24 13:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth calling, this is Mars calling it's time to come home
2006-07-24 13:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question?
2006-07-24 13:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋