2006-07-24 06:20:47 · 46 answers · asked by frdericroyer 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Hell no, Devil!
2006-07-24 06:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only son, Our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell; the third day He arose again from the dead; He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; form thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the communion of saints the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen.
2006-07-24 06:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by dianafedez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOR ONE, HALF THE PPL WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DENY HIM. SATAN IS VERY BEAUTIFUL, AND SMART, IT WAS THE WAY HE WAS MADE. HE WAS THE ANGEL OVER THE MUSIC. THE DEVIL WILL NEVER REVEAL HIMSELF TO U AS THE DEVIL , AND THEN ASK U TO COME TO HELL. HE MAKES U WORSHIP AND SERVE HIM THE BEST WAY HE KNOWS HOW, THROUGH THE MUSIC, IT'S ALOT OF SPIRTITUAL THINGS THAT TAKE PLACE WHEN U LISTEN TO MUSIC. MUSIC ALTERS YOUR MOODS, AND IN MOST TIMES YOUR ACTION. JUST PLAY DIFFERENT TYPES OF MUSIC AND SEE HOW U FEEL AND REACTS, AND WHAT IS MAKES U FEEL AND WANT TO DO. AS MUCH AS PPL LOVE MUSIC, THEY ARE BLIND TO THE REAL THINGS THAT GO ON. ITS' A LONG STORY. BUT HALF OF THE PPL WILL BE GOIN TO THEIR DEATH, LIKE; "THE COW DOES, WHEN HE WILLING GOES TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE"
2006-07-24 06:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first, the devil isn't real. But if he was I'd tell him I love him for saving me from going to boring old heaven!
2006-07-24 06:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by silverboy470 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say, "I am my Father's child; I have His spirit in me; I may be a sinner, but I am a saved sinner, and I am bound for heaven. Satan, you are bound by the blood of Jesus Christ, shed on the cross for my redemption. You have no authority other than that authority given to you by God, Your Creator and Mine."
I would continue---as I walked toward Satan, backing him up, "Jesus Christ gave his disciples the power over you and your demons, and in Jesus Name and for His sake, I rebuke you Satan and all your angels. I bind you, in the name of Jesus Christ.
With His blood, Jesus saved me. With his power, Jesus raised me.....to GOD be the glory, great things He has Done!
2006-07-24 07:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask for a commitment. Just because we are going to hell it doesn't mean we need to live in sin.
2006-07-24 06:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Lemonade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't talk to the devil, he is a lliar anyway.
2006-07-24 06:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by The First Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You burn me up , go crawl back into the hole you came from you devil you ! ( all done with a scary scowl on my face ).
2006-07-24 06:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would slap him on the back, and tell him that he was my brother-in-law. I had been married to his sister. He would immediately know that there would be nothing that he could do to make my life worse than his sister had done, and he would turn around.
2006-07-24 06:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by travismcdill 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could we stop at a wendy's on the way? then i'd make believe i had to go to the bathroom and slip out the back door while he was busy ogling the waitresses.
2006-07-24 06:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋