She smacks me in the head and knocks me on the floor. "You idiot" she says, "if you keep up this behavior in the store, I'm going to divorce you". Is she really going to leave me for goofing around at Sears?
2006-07-24 06:20:01 · 13 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ha you have a good sense of humor and your wife should appreciate it :) Nothing like trying out the merchandise before you buy it :)
Rock ON with your bad self :)
2006-07-24 06:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by young at heart 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If she does leave you just for goofing around Sears she doesn't love you that much because it was just goofing off! Every couple does that once in a while! It's nice to play naughty once in a while! Best of Luck! ~V.J.~
2006-07-24 13:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She means business...there is nothing worse in a marriage than embarrassment in public. Infidelity takes a back seat to this kind of abuse! And in SEARS! OMG! How will she every show her face in public again! And People..you all have just got to lighten up here!
2006-07-24 13:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you, anyhow? It sounds like you need to grow up, or at least not act stupid in public on furniture that doesn't belong to you. And your wife's reaction is pretty dumb, too. Grow up, both of you!
2006-07-24 13:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by 60s Chick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. I don't think the "bedroom behavior" was that inappropriate.
BTW: The reverse innuendo bit, quite comical.
2006-07-25 14:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by L Jeezy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long have you been married? Where you like this when she married you? If so then she must secretly like it. To each their own I guess. It is not my bag but whatever.
2006-07-24 13:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by Suesan W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a stupid question what do u mean u and another women. She should leave u u have no respect
2006-07-24 13:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by sexysash69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably, you are an embarrassment to mankind...and bviously womankind also
2006-07-24 13:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u sure do like asking for dumb questions.
2006-07-24 13:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Jenny*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - this is the best one yet, man. keep it up!!
2006-07-25 14:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by brandiwhine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋