Revenge on cheating partners...?

Question

Tell me the best stories you've heard (true or false) about people getting revenge on their cheating partners. Best story gets 10 points.

No no no I haven't been cheated on (I'm single). I just wanted to hear the best stories on revenge out of curiousity.

muthurwulf lighten up, there always has to be someone who has to criticise. But you couldn't care that much as you still answered and got 2 points, so get off your high horse.

Answer 1

my exhusband cheated on me before we got married.....i tried to talk to him about what was going on and he just walked away from me...he ran down the street and went to someones house so i couldn't get to him to talk....so, i ran back to our house, grabbed the machete and took it to his 79 camero....banged up the hood, quarter panels and his side mirrors....then i chopped it into his pride and joy....his surfboard....and let it stay stuck in there so he understood how serious i was.....never the less...he got he point...lol

Answer 2

This was a long time a go in Missouri. Like the 1950s. My mom's friend found out that her husband had cheated on her. This guy worked on the railroad and had to be at work early. He drank some beer and fell asleep in the living room in his underwear. She took a pair of scissors and cut the pant legs off of every pair of his pants and overalls. Then she folded them neatly, where he couldn't tell when he opened the drawer and put them back. The next morning he freaked out when he had to go to work, because he had no pants. He had to wear overalls that looked like daisy dukes to the general store in the morning. All the country boys there laughed at him. He was also super late for work and got in big trouble there as well.

Answer 3

I don't have any stories...but the best revenge is to just move on with your life.....ignore him and the fact of what he has done....meet new people and go out with friends...after someone cheats on you they expect you to be heart broken and to wait by the phone and to get answers and talk about it....but if you just move on they would be totally surprised and want to know why you don't care....games aren't cool.....revenge is a game that most girls play......its rather pathetic.

Answer 4

Well, before you "seek revenge" have you considered reconciliation? If that isn't possible then my favorite was the woman who found out, and that night did a totally sexy lap dance and super glued the top of her hubby's manhood to his bellybutton! BUT my first thought is reconcile, it CAN be done, you CAN regain trust, YES it is HARD but it can be done. IT TAKES WORK!

Answer 5

I am not a "get even" person but i think divorcing the idiot where he had to eventually file bankruptcy and is miserable with his current wife is better than any revenge I could have ever come up with myself.

Answer 6

iv heard someones boyf cheated on them and they didnt let on they knew as the boyf was goin away for two weeks, and they were flat sitting. the boyf had a shaggy carpet just layed through the flat. the wronged party then sprinkled watercress seeds on the carpet, watered them and put the heating up. when the boyf returned home, was horrified to find he had a lush green lawn through his flat!!!!

Answer 7

The best revenge is that not taken.

Leaves 'em with a long time to think about it.

Answer 8

It's been a long while, but you might enjoy this story...

I was dating this guy in high school that I was totally in love with. Toward the end of the relationship, when he broke up with me, he said I was not his type and he had been dating a friend of mine for a while. I asked him why, and he told me he only really likes skinny girls. Now I wasn't fat by any means, but was a little chunky and could tone up a bit. Anyway, we broke up and I was kinda devistated. I really loved him, but realized what a jackass he was. I was only 16 then.
Well, a few years passed and I had moved away right after the breakup. I ended up getting into college and had "toned up" in the last few years. In fact, even my friends said I looked hot. As I walked into my Comp 1 class, guess who is sitting in the back? Yup, jackass is there. I simply smiled at him. He looked at me and smiled back, but it took him a minute to realize who it was.
After class, he pulled me aside and we started to talk. He told me I looked great and would like to take me out this weekend. Thinking for a moment, I said sure and we made plans for Friday night.
We went to dinner, a movie, and then out to the same place we used to make out at. It had become quite a popular spot for people by this time. I pulled out the sleeping bag in the back of my truck, set it on the ground and we sat under the moon and talked, but not once did he ever appologize for what he had said. Evil thoughts came into mind, and I started making out with him. As the clothes came flying off, it became clear what I had to do. I waited a bit after making out with him, and said I was getting cold and that I didn't want our clothes to get dirty, so I was gonna go put them back in the truck. He said okay. All he had left on was his tighty whiteys. I grabbed up all the clothes, put them in my truck, got in, backed up, and took off. LOL! I watched in my rearview as he tried to chase me down the road. Needless to say, he wasn't in my class on Monday. Boy that felt good!

Answer 9

Never forgive them or worse go back with them and they'll soon figure out what they really lost.

Answer 10

just move on and be happy and one day when you see them just think that you had to be crazy to be with them because of how much better your life is now.