"for 50 bucks?? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
2006-07-24 05:22:56 · 27 answers · asked by Lindsay M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
George: You know what this is to do with? The man in the cape - I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don't trust men in capes.
Jerry: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I stand by and let you say anything bad about him...
George: All right - Superman's the exception.
2006-07-24 05:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by cutie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello Newman
2006-07-24 14:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by pearl_of_your_ocean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't watch "Seinfeld" (nothing wrong with it) but I liked the "Serenity now" George's father kept quoting.
Another episode I saw part of kept on making jokes out of the phrase "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Which I found catchy but amusing.
2006-07-24 12:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by J.D.S. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If you've got a t-shirt with blood stains all over it maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now."
"I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!"
"Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
2006-07-24 12:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newman
2006-07-24 12:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute -- yet I can't turn away."
The old couple looking at Catherine Keener's painting of Kramer. The rest of their artsty-fartsy comments were equally hilarious.
2006-07-24 12:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by DR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"kenny never hurt nobody" the episode when the kenny rogers roasters opened up across the street from kramers apt. and kramer kept buying the chicken.
2006-07-24 12:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by canada grl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The sea was angry that day, my friends....like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
2006-07-24 20:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Elaine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giddy-up!
2006-07-24 12:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by tfram36 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like when jerry was doing his ****** standup...
He said "If old people are old they wear shoes."
I laughed my *** off till bowel movements shot out of my nose, and my dick shot back inside me.
2006-07-24 12:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by wishful_thinking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋