Anyone have any good limericks you made up yourself?

Answer 1

There once was a boy name of Durkin,
who was always jerkin his gherkin,
His Farther said Durkin! Stop jerkin your gherkin!
Your gherkin's for ferkin, not jerkin.

Answer 2

Little Jack Horner sat with the coroner
Picking through the guts of a bum
Said Jack, "It's times like these
I get down on my knees
And thank God I didn't eat that plum."

Answer 3

There once was a man called bream
They said that he came from the sea
with hair of sea weed, and scales of green
And a look on his face that was mean.