Have you ever heard this pearl of wisdom?

Question

Give a republican a fish, and they will eat for a day.
Teach a republican to fish, and they will raise the price of fish so high, only rich people can afford to eat.


Actually, I just made that up. Not bad, huh?

Answer 1

this is how the VP might say it;
if life gives you lemons, make a BILLION dollars worth of lemonade" It's called cronyism. I don't get how so many brainwashed sheep think the current leadership is so great while you're having you life-blood quietly drained out of you. Clinton certainly wasn't perfect, but its like comparing a kid spilling milk to a man responsible for 2500 American and over 100,000 Iraqi deaths on a deception of WMD's. Will finally care when it's your family member or friend who gets it? - or be proud and in denial of how much you blindly accept being lied to?

Answer 2

How could anyone raise the price of fish that high if they aren't the only ones who know how to fish.

Joe might WANT to sell his fish for $100 each , but if Jill is selling her's for $5 each, Joe HAS to lower his prices, or find some reason to convince THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD IT that his fish is worth the extra money.

That's competition. That's what keeps things in check.

Answer 3

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

How about this one?

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first we have to spend 34 billion dollars to do a study on whether the light bulb releases any green house gases, then we'll see if gays would be offended if the bulb was changed, then we'd have to create a social program to teach tenth-time juvenile offenders how to change light bulbs, then we have to empower disenfranchised minorities to make them feel a part of changing the light bulb, then we'll swing by the white house to see a overweight intern for a quickie, then we'll swing by the abortion clinic to see what's cookin, then we'll decide which country will get the contract to supply us with the replacement light bulb, even though a dozen light bulb companies are within a block of the burnt out one, then we'll hire illegal "guest workers" to come and prepare the site for bulb replacement, at union scale, then we'll have a parade to celebrate the great accomplishment of bulb replacement. President Lib will throw the switch...it didn't work.

Answer 4

Give a Democrat a fish and they will take it from the fisherman and not pay him for the fish; they will then portion the fish to those that do no fishing and simply scream for fish real loud.
I just made that one up too.

Answer 5

No actually that was illogical and silly.

Give the Republican a fish, and they will say "thank you!"
Give a liberal a fish and they will give you some food stamps.

Answer 6

Isn't capitalism a beautiful thing? That means that republican can feed his family and provide a product to the rest of the working community. Are you trying to say that's a evil thing?

Once again - leave it to a liberal to play the class warfare card.

Answer 7

Brilliant!

Answer 8

teach a liberal to fish and they will form a comity to see if the fish is getting hurt. and a comity to see if fishing is hurting the enviorment. then they will outlaw fishing. and starve anyway.

Answer 9

Pretty good! It appears that you understand the republican party pretty well.

I like it!

Answer 10

Not bad...I like this one that I read on a t-shirt::
Start a fire for a Republican and you will warm him for a night.
Set him on fire and you will warm him forever!