Why is it so hard for a man yo have a wee without missing the target??

Answer 1

because the fun is in trying to hit the target from further away than we should and have to move tthe strean round like its one of the things they had in ghostbusters

Answer 2

Some blokes don't care or are too drunk/stoned to hit the back of a bus with a tennis racket. Make them clean it up girls!!!!

I do care however and would be embarrassed to go anywhere but bang on target. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. When I urinate, I never really know what direction the urine is going to travel when it first comes out as it doesn't always fly out in line with my penis so I have to take a rough aim and QUICKLY adjust once the flow has commenced to make sure at least the majority (99%?) goes where it should. This 'not-in-line effect' is worsened by me having any form of erection which just seems to make it worse and can have the amazing effect of making the urine fly out almost sideways (trust me this is normal although some may disagree). This can be overcome though - the closer you are to the toilet - the more likely you'll hit target so a bend of the knees, however slight, increases success.

Another thing that can impact is whether or not I've ejaculated not long before. If I have, the urine will almost 'flush the pipes' and being of a different consistency, sperm can also impact on the flow direction although I think less so.

I do know of a family member who claims to have two interlinked holes at the end of the penis being spearated by a flap of skin - he claims to have fairly significant problems with aim on occasion but I think this situation is a rarity.

Finally, yes we might miss, some of us more than occasionally, but I don't know many girls/women who can write their name up a wall - which is a fairly common activity for most blokes, or at least it was when I was at school.

Answer 3

heh well... umm... its complicated.

if its dark... how do you aim?
if you're drunk... do you even bother?

But mostly OK... here. How do you always aim something with no bones in it and just a little slit up front? Its just the laws of trajectory there.

Second... how do you aim something of that nature should it be aroused... the damn thing is pointing up, not down.

:P

So then the question is... why don't we sit down to pee? Because your average toilets aren't usually built long enough to accomodate the umm... package? And if its too full of water... dangly parts get wet.

Answer 4

The initial entry of the pee into the toilet is usually the hardest, you can't aim until after stream has started. Girls find it so difficult to understand. Sometimes there is an unexplained phenomenon that causes a double stream that you can't control, and don't know about until it happens. Then you can only get one in the toilet until it breaks back into one. And to think girls think guys have it so easy!!

Answer 5

Its a design flaw. Basically, it is no different that when you turn on your garden hose. When you first turn on the faucet, the water dribbles out until their is full pressure, and you get an even stream of water. Same happens when you turn off the hose. Thats why we guys have "aim" problems. Its always at the start and at the end.

Answer 6

Assuming the man is standing, then it is further to aim!! You also have to take into account the "Splash Back Theory." Try pouring a cup of Tea from 3 feet away!!!

Answer 7

the willy hardly needed to evolve for weeing accuracy.. there was no reason for our ancestors to pee any more accurately than away from themselves. the weiner didn't need to be anything other than it is. i mean a flacid fleshy tube is hardly what you need to sqirt somthing acurately. if our success as a species required accuracy then we would have developed a more precise tool, possibly somthing rigid... or turgid....when the willy requires accuracy the willy delivers..... if you get my drift ;)

now if all the females on the planet suddenly refused to have sex with men who pee'd on the toilet seat and thus threatened the continuation of seat peeing men's genes, then the seat peeing men would be forced to adapt or perish.... problem solved!!

Answer 8

We must estimate the nature beautiful flow of our urine. We must understand the law of gravity very well. Our judgment must be accurate and decide where the urine is going to land. Bear in mind the angle of the flow is not dead straight. There is a slight curve in the flow and this need skill to do it. We must predict the angle of our projectile.

It is not easy for us men. You have to appreciate and admire our skill. Women will urine all over the place.

Answer 9

This is because were usually either drunk or pissed off. Sometimes when u just have sex, ur piss tends to spray out and not hit the target. Hope this helps, If not turn into a DYKE

Answer 10

for the same reason that when you turn on the faucet the water doesn't all go straight down the hole. Even the best firefighter loses control of the hose every now and then.

Answer 11

Because he is always looking for another target