football (soccer) plays are probably the sexiest men ALIVE!!!
i would like to have one of my own....HAHAHAHA!!!
i know im unreasonable so unreasonable answers are welcome!
2006-07-24 03:57:53 · 9 answers · asked by Lola P 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Hire yourself into any construction crew that is building a football/soccer field. Then use your breaks to dig a deep pit and then construct a drop over it, complete with a remote control.
When the stud-master of your dreams steps onto the drop, trigger the releasing mechanism and there you are. Collect your prize after the game is over and live happily for ever after.
2006-07-24 04:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's what I've tried:
1. Stalking. David Villa, his family, and the Spanish police pretend to act all rude about it, but I know that deep down inside, he really loves it.
2. Going to games painted up while showing a little skin. If you yell loud enough, they'll look your way. Unfortuately, they'll also look at the 1000's of guys doing the same thing. You'll need to make yourself stand out by throwing something onto the pitch--perhaps a water bottle, your underwear, maybe a baseball with your number written on it. If you throw something hard enough to knock them out, or at least injure them up nicely, then they'll definitely remember you.
3. Becoming a model. A Brazilian model, if possible. Once you do this, you won't be able to keep the sexy footballers away from you. There are tricks of the trade that they'll teach you after you are inducted into their models' club. Just don't listen to Raica Oliveira because she's not that good at it--you think she really wanted to end up with Ronaldo? She was using him for a trip to Spain, and then he started getting all depressed and eating a lot, and now she just feels sorry for the poor guy.
Good luck.
2006-07-24 07:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think you are being unreasonable! Nothing wrong with having a dream!
Maybe you could join a fan club of the soccer team you admire? Find out where the soccer players hang out?
hang out a soccer park?
2006-07-24 04:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by kimberleibenton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Lola,
I really have alot of respect for your answers and questions but honestly now you're getting carried away ...as the gentleman said yahoo questions and answers isn't a dating site!! If you need attention from a man as I think you do go out with real people...Yahoo isn't the place for dating hon!!
I was going to answer your other question but I think you were either smart enough to remove it or Yahoo removed it for you!!
2006-07-24 13:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Juventina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start dating any man. And then make him become a football player.
2006-07-24 05:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo! Answers isn't really a dating site. You can cruise over to http://www.craigslist.org and click on the city nearest you and look under 'men seeking women' to find that dream date.
Good luck! - Stuart
2006-07-24 04:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG....totally agree with you....thee hottest men alive! If you find a way pls let me know...seriously....because I would love to nab one too, or three..giggle!!
2006-07-24 04:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me know when you find out. I went crazy when I was watching FIFA.
2006-07-24 04:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by musi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you find out let me know.
I want one too. lol.
2006-07-24 04:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋