How about.....
what did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip
2006-07-24 03:48:06 · 7 answers · asked by James 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Officially, it's this one:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-07-24 05:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by Iridium190 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Diner: "Waiter, what is your thumb doing on my steak?"
Waiter: "I didn't want it to fall on the floor again, sir."
Sign in a taxicab:
I am a professional driver
Safe, Prompt, Courteous
Pick Two.
on a t-shirt:
Driver carries less than twenty dollars?
Then I suppose that will just have to do.
2006-07-24 12:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fave joke is this:
There was a pirate crew on their ship. The pirate in the crows nest says: "Captain, there's an enemy ship on the horizon!" then the captain says"bring me my red shirt."
the battle ensues and they are victorious and they don't lose one sailor. that same pirate goes up to the captain and asks why the red shirt? and the captain said "if i was shot and was bleeding the crew would not see the blood and continue to fight on." then he said wow, that's awesome.
the next day the pirate shouted "captain 20 enemy ships on the horizon. the captain said "Bring me my brown pants."
2006-07-24 21:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna
2006-07-24 11:16:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna doesnt deserve the tip ...
2006-07-24 12:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar...
should have looked where he was going.
2006-07-24 14:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by jsblakemore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the aristocrats. rent the movie if I put it on here i's get banned.
2006-07-24 16:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by gorg515 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋