2006-07-24 03:26:28 · 30 answers · asked by mynicka2 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
The computer tower because it is always gathering information and keeping track of what's going on. It also has the most efficient way of contacting someone if you need something, has memory to hold things learned, calendars, reminders, has a program to automatically clean up unwanted items, another program to sort things and put them in their place, instant contact with anyone all over the world, has a program to keep away unwanted viruses, and if I get mad at the person on the keyboard, I can just freeze up and make them restart me. :D
2006-07-24 04:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. if I were an item on MY desk.. then I would be all the piles of messy papers.. lol.. Lots of information in there.. but I'll be darned if I can sort through it all.
2006-07-24 12:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by Imani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A KEYBOARD. A keyboard is the most touched item in the office. I enjoy being touched -- feeling someone else's warmth. I would be getting a massage 40+ hours a week!
2006-07-24 10:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I don't know. I'm going to get on my power chair and ride on up to Mcdonald's, I hope their still serving breakfast...I could really go for an egg mcmuffin, but maybe I was thinking on a mcgriddle, but all I know is I will get about four of those hasbrown thingies, they are good, then I will go back for lunch. I I'm gonna get a cheesburger, a large order of fries, uh small rootbeer and an apple pie. those pies are really good. I'll problably go back to Mcdonald's for a midnught snack. I might just get an apple pie or two, or maybe two double quarterpounders with cheese and three large orders of fries. Maybe a sprite. no, a rootbeer i guess. or maybe one of those chocolate milk chugs for the little kids. maybe tommorrow I'll go on up to Mcdonald's on my powerchair. i hope their not out of those hashbrown thingies. i like those. I heard Mcdonald's is having a sale on burgers.
2006-07-24 10:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Red Stapler...or the Fastest PC you ever used. . .
be like 1000 tetrahertz
2006-07-24 10:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Dj Enigma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A printer...that way I will be left alone until I'm actually needed.
I would NOT want to be a pencil sharpener, though. That would suck...people sticking pointing objects up your butt all day.
2006-07-24 10:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stapler.
Pretty much ignored until they need me. Then I almost always come through and almost never get jammed.
Why? Because I'm a good stapler.
2006-07-24 10:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pencil sharpener
2006-07-24 12:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a funny question :)
I guess I'd be...paper?? because I'm skinny? lol i don't know. Maybe I could be the person's lunchbag. MMM. Lunch.
2006-07-24 10:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be the letter opening.. Cause I'm sharp n steeley, and if you punk me off I'll go into your back LOL.....
x D
2006-07-24 10:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋