2006-07-24 03:25:55 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well, my pet lemon, Bob ran away from me. I heard he got ran over, but that little bastard deserved it. I don't reccomend lemons for pets, they're evil, they're vicious, and the are unfaithful!!
Bob.. ::sniff:: I miss you baby.
2006-07-24 03:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ LysoL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lemons are GREAT PETS! You can grow more from the seeds inside and after you cut up the lemon you can make lemon aid and drink it...IF you do that with an ANIMAL like a cat or dog then you could go to jail!
So yes lemons make great pets, they are easy for bloody gits like you to take care of you don't need much of a mind.
NOW does a fork make a good pet? Mine bit me and I have a stinging sensation in my arm now, should I see a doctor?
GOOD FOOKIN' LORD !!!! WHERE ARE ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE COMIN' FROM???
IN-BRED I GUESS?????
2006-07-24 03:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by Samuella SilverSelene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it all depends on what you're looking for in a pet. If you don't want any affection or loving, it MAY make a good pet. If you're looking for a slow and inevitable death to your friend, yes a lemon will make a good pet. Other than that, NO.
2006-07-24 03:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by weareallcrazy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any fruit, Vegetable, Piece of furniture or other inanimate object makes a perfect Pet AS LONG AS the person with this pet has a good enough imagination to make the whole experience interesting and rewarding.
2006-07-24 03:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by True_Brit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want a lemon for a pet try it but why not put a cat on the edge of your glass and try to drink it . It sounds like more fun
2006-07-24 03:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by evil scientist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah,lemon does make a good pet,if ur pet does something wrong,squeeze some lemon on its eye and it will make him good,lol
2006-07-24 03:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sure if you pin some raisins on it for eyes and permanent marker in a mouth it would make a sexy looking beast of a pet.
I wouldnt go trying to make out with it though or it could leave your mouth a little sour and your gentialia stinging.
Good Luck
2006-07-24 03:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lemurs are useless as pets. Get a cat . We have Fluffy and he is gorgeous. Everyone says so. Here Fluffy. Oh look, here he comes. Good Fluffy, clever Fluffy. Mmmnnnnn
2006-07-24 03:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? Years ago, somebody became a millionaire selling pet rocks.
2006-07-24 03:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lemons make great pets- they never turn down sex
2006-07-24 03:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by list 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋